Anubis has the chance to do the funniest thing - ThreadSky

regalpastry.bsky.social•74 days ago

Rent In Peace, MrBeast

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contentcadet.bsky.social•74 days ago

Mr. Beast's eyes are so vacant, it's eerie.

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ceruleanlorelyte.bsky.social•74 days ago

I was abt to say, there's no actual joy behind that grin *or* his eyes. Ig that's what happens when you sell your soul to capitalism so that all that matters is endlessly accruing wealth, power, and influence 😰

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melveae.bsky.social•73 days ago

pyramid schemes must be stopped

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katie.bzky.team•73 days ago

anubis PLEASE

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db-user.bsky.social•73 days ago

fingers crossed for "trap door with a chute that goes 500m down that wasn't triggered until he toured the area"

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sledgebot.bsky.social•74 days ago

CURSE OF RA!!

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graydeeus.bsky.social•73 days ago

Breaking News: MrBeast's heart found to be heavier than a feather.

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rabbiariel.bsky.social•74 days ago

"all three"?!

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gdholtby.bsky.social•73 days ago

if he gets permanently entombed by collapsing rock i will start believing in the Old Gods

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final-stats.bsky.social•73 days ago

That's not how it works! You need to build a shrine and give offerings for them to do what you want

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ilovefacts.bsky.social•74 days ago

This is when I remember that I'm getting old and out of touch.

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scottwithrage.gobirds.online•74 days ago

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sweet-trade.bsky.social•73 days ago

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stefan.from.legal•74 days ago

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sunnyjim.bsky.social•74 days ago

Let me guess, now in between the hieroglyphics there will be a “Mr Beast was here” carved in there for all eternity

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drachenivy.bsky.social•74 days ago

THE PHARAOH'S CURSE

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kali7.bsky.social•74 days ago

📌

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cronqvists.bsky.social•74 days ago

I hope they find the Book of the Dead and unleash horrors they’ve never even dreamed of 😌

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akhet330.bsky.social•74 days ago

Its 2024. Who would even notice?

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demongal.bsky.social•73 days ago

"Hahaha you've unleashed me from the Book of Death now I'm going to unleash a deadly plague on the world"
"get with the times, lil bro, someone already did this a few years back and we're been paying for it since, already"

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akhet330.bsky.social•73 days ago

😂🤣😂

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swordgav.bsky.social•74 days ago

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meowchoman.bsky.social•74 days ago

That’s crazy money. Renting the pyramids for like five days. One of the wonders of the world. Just fuck you money.

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ericafails.bsky.social•74 days ago

Weighing his heart against a brick and still failing

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mhkmhk.bsky.social•74 days ago

I mean this imo is great use of rich people money. It is circulating to Egypt. Only mild inconvenience is to tourists.

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theradicalleftist.bsky.social•74 days ago

Sure they probably made a high profit margin off 1 guy renting all of them I'm sure it cost about the same as an average day of tourism. Minus all of the overhead if having many many many people there

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fredfine.bsky.social•74 days ago

Ammit will be full.

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davidkister.bsky.social•74 days ago

😂

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camdenmaclaren.bsky.social•73 days ago

Technically the astrological phase of Osiris is almost over

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tascha.bsky.social•74 days ago

Please

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classicalradical.bsky.social•74 days ago

If you just look at the photo, there's more than 3 pyramids.

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lspearmlis.bsky.social•74 days ago

Just introduce Mr. Beast to Ammit.

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sweet-trade.bsky.social•73 days ago

Ammit devouring the heart only to fearfully realize there is nothing contained within. No soul, just void. This is the beginning of the end.

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flamewakephoenix.bsky.social•74 days ago

No dice- you have to have a heart to weigh, so Mister Beast skates by again.

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ebrown2112.bsky.social•74 days ago

Brilliant.

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sekhetbastra.bsky.social•74 days ago

I hear his barque is worse than his bite.

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antonymscalia.bsky.social•74 days ago

10/10

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ianboudreau.com•74 days ago

"and none of them were ever seen again"

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tootru.bsky.social•74 days ago

your lips to Thoth's ears

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jasperlope.bsky.social•74 days ago

Θωθ "What's this?"

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rambleratx.bsky.social•73 days ago

New UwU for ibis-headed gods just dropped

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unwinnabledavid.bsky.social•74 days ago

Can't wait for the Watcher media video on that

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runehog.bsky.social•74 days ago

THANK YOU. Been waffling on which god it should be all day

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zenhussy.bsky.social•74 days ago

please oh please aspergillus flavus do your thing!

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jtindahaus.bsky.social•74 days ago

Oh please oh please oh please

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s3rp86.bsky.social•73 days ago

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omfproductions.bsky.social•74 days ago

From your finger tips to Anubis' eyeballs so mote it be.

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cynthianevil.bsky.social•74 days ago

Darn.

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venomousgoat.bsky.social•74 days ago

Egypt's business is its own but I feel like the response to somebody wanting to rent the Great Pyramids should be "No" potentially followed by being dropped into a crocodile-y part of the Nile

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demongal.bsky.social•73 days ago

someone renting the Great Pyramids, implies that someone Owns the Great Pyramids, and that's just crazy to me, besides the fact that it's like someone renting the Christ the Redeemer in Rio, or someone renting out the Statue of Liberty in NY

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rlbartlett.bsky.social•73 days ago

I always assumed they belonged to Giza or maybe Egypt. Someone manages upkeep and tourism.

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demongal.bsky.social•73 days ago

I guess, but my issue is more with the 'renting' part, like, I joked about the Statue of Liberty and all, but one singular person cannot rent it in it's entirety, that someone Could, in this case, either implies it's privately owned, or that Jimmy is friends with like, the governor of Giza

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demongal.bsky.social•73 days ago

I'll add, the reason why one singular person cannot is Specifically due to touristing, because like, while you can pay to see the "Christ the Redeemer" in Rio, you can't pay for them to boot everyone else out

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demongal.bsky.social•73 days ago

at the same time:
1- clickbait titles and whatnot, mf might've just paid to visit it, and called it "renting"
2- I don't actually know the government processes behind these things, maybe there is a clausule that does say "more than 100.000$ in cash and the Liberty Statue is Yours" I wouldn't know

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benotafraid.bsky.social•74 days ago

What do they mean "all three Egyptian pyramids"?

Theres far more than that, hell theres more than that in that image alone

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ganweaving.bsky.social•74 days ago

The three big ones, obviously

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benotafraid.bsky.social•74 days ago

They're more than 3 big ones

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theradicalleftist.bsky.social•74 days ago

The great pyramids

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benotafraid.bsky.social•74 days ago

Theres only one thatbholds that title

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theradicalleftist.bsky.social•74 days ago

Oh okay the 3 most famous pyramids of giza.
You're response: WHICH giza there's a giza in Arkansas

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gorillazzilla.bsky.social•74 days ago

Toth is keeping his count.

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brnidgirl.bsky.social•74 days ago

That’s interesting.

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princeofdorne.bsky.social•74 days ago

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desdarkdesigns.bsky.social•74 days ago

Wait... was this shit for real?
I thought it was some satire... what in the actual fuck?!

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rosedabahia1.bsky.social•73 days ago

Just waiting…

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dspeaker.bsky.social•74 days ago

"Today a mummy is going to win $100,000!"

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brandley.bsky.social•73 days ago

Your lips to Ra's ears

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phantompharaoh777.bsky.social•74 days ago

Thats an insta follow 😭😭😭

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silverclovd.bsky.social•74 days ago

"Today we are going to bring 3 mummies back to life and ONE LUCKY WINNER is going to get their skin back"

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rambleratx.bsky.social•74 days ago

You're laughing. His heart is on the balance against the feather of Ma'at and you're laughing

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techguy3.bsky.social•74 days ago

Sir, you have no idea, the alien invasion happens soon. 🤣

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dhaise.bsky.social•74 days ago

Imhotep Imhotep

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johnmone.bsky.social•74 days ago

Or Ra

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twotothefifth.bsky.social•74 days ago

Look, just saying, if Sekhmet just did one little thing, she'd find a whole new fan base.

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ab9rf.bsky.social•74 days ago

we can only hope that one of the mummies gets him

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unsoundquillo.bsky.social•74 days ago

Theres no way someone should be able to rent 1 let alone 3 pyramids unless you’re in the top 1 percent

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ianboudreau.com•74 days ago

You should also not be able to rent them if you are

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unsoundquillo.bsky.social•74 days ago

Exactly

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theradicalleftist.bsky.social•74 days ago

How u gon tell the originating country of the pyramids what they can do wit they own structures 😭😭

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unsoundquillo.bsky.social•73 days ago

I’m not telling anyone how to conduct business I’m just saying it shouldn’t be a thing and that’s just my opinion so

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perpelxity.bsky.social•74 days ago

Mr. Beast needs to be in prison over that pump and dump crypto scam he pulled.

These influencers are getting pretty balzy with their internet grifts.

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lestat386.bsky.social•73 days ago

Isn't he being investigated for faking his shows and some kind of crypto fraud? I can't keep up with him, Hawk Tua, and Logan Paul. Every time I look some other fool falls for it.

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comrade-orange.bsky.social•73 days ago

Flash forward to Mr Beast in the dark mumble-sobbing into his cell "I'm so sorry. They're all gone..." *noise on the dark* " it's coming! I am so scared!" Video cuts out abruptly.

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comrade-orange.bsky.social•74 days ago

Awesome setting for a found footage horror movie

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michaelnicolella.bsky.social•74 days ago

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mcirwin47.bsky.social•74 days ago

ChatGPT sucks for a myriad of reasons but at least I could do an “Osiris doing soy face” prompt once in my life

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grekoff.bsky.social•74 days ago

Well if there is a mummy or another horror, now is their time to shine 😂

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theradicalleftist.bsky.social•74 days ago

Wow wonder how much that cost

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mudakun.bsky.social•74 days ago

Hate these lame remakes
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x8jlrgb

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chuckedahl.bsky.social•74 days ago

You won't believe what happened next.

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cadmium-enjoyer.bsky.social•74 days ago

No human wants him. Why would a god?

Ask the rats and roaches. They may have a use for him.

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yocum137.bsky.social•74 days ago

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riderbooker.bsky.social•74 days ago

Fumbling Jimmy Beast's heart and it ends up leaving a sizable crater in the floor.

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pulsarcube.bsky.social•73 days ago

Next we know Egypt will put the pyramids on AirBnB.

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flamewakephoenix.bsky.social•74 days ago

Submarine! Submarine! Submarine!

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leighkitsune.bsky.social•74 days ago

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onyxeblade.bsky.social•72 days ago

Need Sekhmet to do her big one

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madammimm.bsky.social•73 days ago

Some idjit is going to find the 'On' button and reset the freaking timeline. Do it!!

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sophie667.bsky.social•74 days ago

Anubis: Finally, my time to shine this shoot is about to be eternally unforgettable!

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veneroso.bsky.social•74 days ago

https://youtu.be/O3nvax11E-4?si=D_ZJEnjiW1dvCBVt

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wastelandchef.bsky.social•74 days ago

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berfield.com•74 days ago

I think I know what the scales would show.

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theradicalleftist.bsky.social•74 days ago

The scale would break lol

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melagrossi.bsky.social•74 days ago

Ok, yes I hope that happens, but also… how on earth can a ‘civilian’ just rent out a historical site that is also a grave?

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theradicalleftist.bsky.social•74 days ago

Pfft it's Egypt bro 😭😭

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january.6.was.a.failedcoup.com•73 days ago

I hope they record it all... cause I'm out of horror movies to watch...

I have to start digging into C-class movies and I'm getting really sad

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intimidationcrab.bsky.social•74 days ago

This would be a much funnier start to the movie Pyramid.

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quollveth.bsky.social•74 days ago

kinda funny how theres a bunch of christian lunatics warning of the beast of the apocalypse false prophet and that guy is just not on their radar at all

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eshketchup.bsky.social•74 days ago

i mean
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JNmM4P9gKAQ&pp=ygUkbXIgYmVhc3Qgd2hhdCBkb2VzIGhlIHRlYWNoIG9yaWdpbmFs

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013enterprises.bsky.social•73 days ago

Friend of mine and I were talking g theology and mentioned there were likely many antichrists. Between Trump Musk Thiel the Heritage Foundation... you could add this creep to the list.

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jrooby.bsky.social•73 days ago

Neither is Trump, the most obvious antichrist ever

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quollveth.bsky.social•73 days ago

was even funnier here in Brasil with bolsonaro since his middle name literally is messiah

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rabid-child.bsky.social•74 days ago

Holding on to this classic just in case.

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theradicalleftist.bsky.social•74 days ago

Omg that would be awful 😭😭

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fito-telmata.bsky.social•74 days ago

LET'S GOOOOOOO

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ziltoid1991.bsky.social•74 days ago

The funniest thing would be taking over the body of Mr Beast, then by proxy, his channel, and instead we will have an Anubis channel on YouTube (would be million times cooler than Mr. Beast's)

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