WifeTXT: Windows frozen. Won’t open. HubbyTXT: Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and tap with a hammer. WifeTXT: Laptop is completely fucked now. - ThreadSky

dgar.bsky.social • 87 days ago

WifeTXT: Windows frozen. Won’t open.

HubbyTXT: Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and tap with a hammer.

WifeTXT: Laptop is completely fucked now.

Comments

skins7o7.bsky.social•87 days ago

🤣🤣🤣

macanberto.bsky.social•87 days ago

LawyerTXT: you both need therapy

jensatx.bsky.social•87 days ago

🤣😂

cybercowboybuddha.bsky.social•87 days ago

dayappingcrow.bsky.social•87 days ago

You motherfucker... 🤣🤣🤣🤣

sooze555.bsky.social•87 days ago

Noooooo

doxie-dachsie.bsky.social•86 days ago

Mother: mouse is broken. Cursor won't move.
Me: stop waving it in the air & put it back on the table.

jazzrat2000.bsky.social•86 days ago

I think all laptops could profit from this

bigfakenews.bsky.social•86 days ago

😆

nanami.codes•86 days ago

"haha women stupid"

shannonrb.bsky.social•87 days ago

here-for-humanity.bsky.social•87 days ago

I totally just giggled out loud! 🤣✌🏻

agedandrew.bsky.social•87 days ago

traceycavasin.bsky.social•86 days ago

Hahahaha

jerint.bsky.social•86 days ago

eisen-mike.bsky.social•86 days ago

My last two laptops died similarly.

terry-scott.bsky.social•87 days ago

Hahahahahaha Hahahahahaha Hahahahahaha 🤣

tdaz12.bsky.social•86 days ago

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

etherealshimmer.bsky.social•87 days ago

OH MY GOD NO! I KNEW WHAT WAS COMING BUT I STILL LAUGHED MY ASS OFF!!!

reyak.bsky.social•87 days ago

You should have told her to use a hair dryer.

oddin56.bsky.social•86 days ago

what!!

panthernoir.bsky.social•87 days ago

malleus888.bsky.social•86 days ago

Oh wow this brings back really old memories of a buddy telling me about his father in laws computer stories

Tried to put a cdrom into a 5.25 inch drive. It got stuck. Then tried to pry it out with a kitchen knife

publicrecdsource.bsky.social•87 days ago

Trucker calls Dispatch: Can't move on this road, pigs in the road. Dispatcher: Drive over them! Trucker, 4 minutes later. "OK Tried that, they're shooting at me, now what?"

publicrecdsource.bsky.social•86 days ago

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? They don't, they arrest the bulb for being broke and beat the room for being black.

answermancer.bsky.social•87 days ago

This confused me because it didn't even cross my mind until I reread it 3 times that Windows could refer to like... physical objects in the walls of a house

dgar.bsky.social•87 days ago

It helps if you’re freezing when you read it. ☺️

ottojschlosser.bsky.social•87 days ago

the problems with terse texts in a very brief but cogent form

penn942000.bsky.social•87 days ago

I needed that thank you!

dgar.bsky.social•87 days ago

☺️

snarkysparky2.bsky.social•86 days ago

Words actually said to an IT guy I used to work with: "The plastic's melting. Is that bad?"

michelletg5762.bsky.social•86 days ago

Lmao

wraithcode.io•86 days ago

haha this got me good 😂😍

imstillstanding.bsky.social•87 days ago

Had to follow! Hilarious

dgar.bsky.social•86 days ago

☺️

imstillstanding.bsky.social•87 days ago

Men are from Mars…

danaes59.bsky.social•87 days ago

Oh oh, lol

pollysee.bsky.social•87 days ago

Don’t Ass u me!

erinhanratty3.bsky.social•86 days ago

😄😄

qaptainslander.bsky.social•86 days ago

Tf made him think any process to fix a PC involved a hammer and hot water???

sshah57.bsky.social•86 days ago

Ha...ha...ha...

shepherdslegacy.bsky.social•86 days ago

Thanks for the giggles! 😆

drbayer.bsky.social•87 days ago

And then you think “wait - why would the car windows be frozen in Florida?”

bbokofficial.bsky.social•86 days ago

climate change.

suresh.social•87 days ago

That second one looks more like a DadTXT

dgar.bsky.social•87 days ago

🤭

cootalu.bsky.social•86 days ago

#LOL #Classic #Husband move 😂 #😂 ✌️ 😂

f35hawk.bsky.social•87 days ago

It was fucked when it was bought.

darhalen.bsky.social•86 days ago

That reminds me of the man who asked his daughter for a newspaper. She handed him an Ipad saying "here dad, get with the times". That fly never saw it coming.🤣🤣

tinamur.bsky.social•86 days ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

raiastar.bsky.social•81 days ago

SWAT all of the naysayers too.

darcydw.bsky.social•87 days ago

missacool.bsky.social•86 days ago

brockdadkris.bsky.social•87 days ago

I worked network support for years. So many ppl would call and I’d say open your windows and they’re like but it’s cold outside. Yikes.

grumpybb.bsky.social•86 days ago

😂😂

pedsanesnet.bsky.social•86 days ago

helamina57.bsky.social•86 days ago

😅🤣😂

tinamur.bsky.social•86 days ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

mynnoe.bsky.social•87 days ago

😆

shadysomething.bsky.social•87 days ago

Windows 95 called, they want their joke back...

liberatedluminary.bsky.social•87 days ago

I developed a severe allergy to Windows. Broke out with hives. Thank god the misses had her special ointment. The only cure was to rip out the OS and FreeBSD me back to life.