I hate when cars do that I always clinch my fist and do nothing because they’re animals but if god didn’t exist and I had a few shots I’d use them as a punching bag then clean their blood with their own fur I wouldn’t do thay of course but if I would I would
*cash or debit only*
“That’s too bad. I don’t have cash -”
“S’okay. We got ATM right here, hombre. It takes Visa, Mastercard, Discover, even classics like Cirrus. Now get that card out or we really gonna scrap like banditos. ”
just saw a dog with a service animal vest sneak in past a "service animals only" sign. Why do I say "sneak in"? The vest read "Best Friend" and the dog was jumping around all over the place
“… and even then, service animals will receive deep scrutiny from our main employee”
Or at least that’s how bodega kitty would write it if they could do signage.
Ah yes! 🫡 🐈⬛ Looks like a highly trained individual to we 😾 !! Look how they guard that 🏧 so adeptly. Ain’t no criminal gonna risk those claws in 🐾 😼🐾
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Guard cat ✅️
Brake into ATM’s only”
“That’s too bad. I don’t have cash -”
“S’okay. We got ATM right here, hombre. It takes Visa, Mastercard, Discover, even classics like Cirrus. Now get that card out or we really gonna scrap like banditos. ”
Or at least that’s how bodega kitty would write it if they could do signage.
Cats hate dogs
Yeah, that's just a security cat to enforce the rules lmao