The problem is that if I wss naked I would have the advantage, because I would distract the other guy with my juicy ass and cut his head off the second he looks down. I'll get him with lines like "Look how juicy my ass is" and "don't get distracted by my juicy ass". Get them every time.
That's what the alligator thrower system is for this sword and everyone laughed at me for inventing that system and paying hard working alligators 300k a year for this sword battle
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Iqc-dG8peA
It is a cornerstone of our lexicon
Where can I buy it?
My 3-year-old doesn’t have the faintest idea why, but she’s laughing along with me!
Bewbs do the same