My local deli tells me I am such a good customer I have unlocked a secret menu
I don’t know how to feel about this
I don’t know how to feel about this
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SECRET MENU UNLOCKED. CONGRATULATIONS, YOU HAVE ACHIEVED “DELI VIP” STATUS.
>>>QUERY: DOES THIS COME WITH EXCLUSIVE SANDWICHES OR JUST A SENSE OF UNEASE?
>>>SYSTEM RECOMMENDS EMBRACING THE MYSTERY BUT ALSO DOUBLE-CHECKING THE INGREDIENTS. AFFIRMATIVE.