I like that the AR-15s are locally issued. Artisanal! - ThreadSky

thielman.bsky.social • 523 days ago

I like that the AR-15s are locally issued. Artisanal!

Reposted from Matt Novak

Just a normal tweet from a writer at the Blaze

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amateurexpertop.bsky.social•523 days ago

just some friendly neighborhood amenities courtesy of Big Murder Stick, Inc.

gaudipern.bsky.social•523 days ago

It's only artisanal if they're also locally produced. One has to consider the carbon footprint laundering of issuing locally but producing abroad, if one wants to keep their mass murdering tools ethically sourced and locally supportive.

thielman.bsky.social•523 days ago

free-range firearms

willemdafomo.bsky.social•523 days ago

In-And-Out Ammo!

mckelvie.bsky.social•523 days ago

15-minute weapons

nataliereed84.bsky.social•523 days ago

Sustainable Ethical-Trade Small Arms Traffic

sirosenbaum.bsky.social•523 days ago

slow guns

jrosevear.bsky.social•523 days ago

Where the streets are so safe that… you need to carry a military rifle everywhere you go?

thielman.bsky.social•523 days ago

what are you, a communist

jrosevear.bsky.social•523 days ago

Hey man, if I’m carrying a rifle I can’t carry as many groceries.

patrickgerard.bsky.social•523 days ago

If you're carrying a rifle, you can make someone else carry your groceries.

jrosevear.bsky.social•523 days ago

Presumably (in the fantasy) someone who isn’t a cishet white male conservative, I suppose.

patrickgerard.bsky.social•523 days ago

Well, of course. Otherwise they could justify shooting back at you.

eridyn.bsky.social•522 days ago

In this fantasy, just as in reality, without the gun how are they going to compensate for their incredibly small... egos?

haredurer.bsky.social•523 days ago

My bespoke AR-15 is both a beautiful personal expression and a way to support local artisans [handmade safety fails and I blow my toes off]

briteredoctober.bsky.social•523 days ago

I’m okay with that part fr

snipy.bsky.social•523 days ago

hand-crafted all-organic non-GMO AR-15s

ryananderson.bsky.social•523 days ago

I feel like in my personal utopia I wouldn't require an assault rifle, but I suppose we all dream differently.

fluidsguru.bsky.social•522 days ago

Beautiful public works and families only needing a single income - definitely sounds like communism.

ptec3d.bsky.social•522 days ago

and why in such a perfect place would you need to lug a firearm around? If everyone's of similar mind, the borders walled, what's left to need protection from?

knepherbird.com•523 days ago

They want a lovely walkable downtown with a thriving Main Street while still living in the suburbs, lol.

cloudsec9.bsky.social•523 days ago

Wait, but if this is a nirvana of goodness, why is everyone carrying AR-15s? I thought these were self defense, if the town is so perfect, then, why do they need them?

Or did they just forget the dystopian breakdown part of it, and people need to protect themselves a la Mad Max?

So confusing!

dayanballweg.bsky.social•522 days ago

Terror and Terroir in the same semi-automatic package.

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