“No, you can’t watch an evangelical Minecraft YouTuber. Watch The Three Stooges, it’s good for you.” —me to my only child - ThreadSky

thielman.bsky.social • 14 days ago

“No, you can’t watch an evangelical Minecraft YouTuber. Watch The Three Stooges, it’s good for you.”
—me to my only child

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oldeluke.bsky.social•14 days ago

Gotta keep these kids in line somehow.

objectiveunlocked.bsky.social•14 days ago

Oh, a wise guy, eh?

kevin.oonian.com•14 days ago

Soitenly!

reledgerwood.bsky.social•14 days ago

Whatsoever things are honest, whatsoever things are true, etc.

hayseedintheburbs.bsky.social•14 days ago

Watching Minecraft on YouTube makes my grandson aggressive and unruly. We have a 30 minute limit before we switch to Bluey

spuds4.bsky.social•14 days ago

This is the way

thielman.bsky.social•14 days ago

In this episode the stooges join a woman haters’ club only to find that they can’t keep their oath to never get married

thielman.bsky.social•14 days ago

This is wholesome, to me

jeanettez.bsky.social•14 days ago

I can still picture the first time our then pretty young sons saw the Stooges. They were laughing so hard I thought they would pass out. Of course my husband thought that was great - me, not so much!

sorien.bsky.social•14 days ago

Nnnnnyehhnehhnehh! Wooooboopoopoopoopp!

patob.bsky.social•14 days ago

Was I watching the same YouTube compilation you're most likely watching just the other night? Yes. Yes I was.

hughmurnaghan.bsky.social•14 days ago

Early anti-MAGA propaganda?

borgmamel.bsky.social•14 days ago

it's ok to kill Zombies because their souls are already in Hell.

mcgranahandle.bsky.social•14 days ago

This is good parenting, thank you

dee20002.bsky.social•14 days ago

your child is a boy.

thielman.bsky.social•14 days ago

So I’ve been told

dee20002.bsky.social•14 days ago

It's as good as a chromosome test -- only boys like Three Stooges.

manobrock.bsky.social•14 days ago

Not even digging in the comments here and I already know this is Preston, Brianna and Unspeakable

eeeking.bsky.social•14 days ago

Yup! “But Preston tells people to read the Bible.” He also calls other players idiots which my kids then repeated. NOPE.

manobrock.bsky.social•14 days ago

In this house we believe insults consist of “why don’t you buy a toupee with some brains in it” and “puddin head”

eeeking.bsky.social•14 days ago

🤣 toupee with brains in it is one my kids would love. Stupid and idiot are not okay in our house.

plopkin.bsky.social•14 days ago

Go and watch Monty Python or Blackadder or something...

jdkeller7.bsky.social•14 days ago

Especially the one about the nazis. It's very timely.

carlygoodman.bsky.social•14 days ago

My child is watching an endless loop of saved by the bell, living in 1990 is good for us

pfontana81.bsky.social•14 days ago

I walked in on my girlfriend's 9 year old watching some Evangelical tell kids which cartoon characters will see the gates of heaven and which will suffer an eternity in hell. I'm not kidding, I think he said sponge bob is straight to hell.

benmhz.bsky.social•14 days ago

To be fair, he is a bit of an abomination. Not for any of the usual Evangelical reasons, it’s just that he’s a talking sponge that shouldn’t have conscious thought.

takeiteze.bsky.social•14 days ago

“Evangelical Minecraft YouTuber” is not a word combo I thought I’d hear today.

filmwonk.net•14 days ago

Who is the YouTuber?

(I've got some MC fans in my house as well, and that's one bad influence we'll want to avoid)

thielman.bsky.social•14 days ago

Oh he’s not that bad he’s just annoying as shit. PrestonPlayz

hayseedintheburbs.bsky.social•14 days ago

They're all annoying as hell.

sewingandswearing.bsky.social•14 days ago

this is hilarious because last weekend my husband and i were with friends, talking about people they used to know and apparently “evangelical playing video games” is a thing?? i ran to the comments to see if you were talking about the same guy, but it isn’t. weird that it happened more than once 😂

filmwonk.net•14 days ago

Ah, fair. Pretty common characteristic of MC YouTubers, but the kids like em.

ladylorax.bsky.social•14 days ago

How did I know it was Preston? 🤣 I'm so over him. StacyPlays is my preferred MC YouTuber to have on in the background. We actually met her a few months ago at one of her book signings, and she was so lovely! She can do the MC thing without the screaming and cackling, which is music to parents' ears.

thielman.bsky.social•13 days ago

God I hate him

filmwonk.net•14 days ago

Sincerely, thank you for this tip. A non-obnoxious MC YouTuber is worth her weight in gold.

madammimm.bsky.social•14 days ago

Please add Buggs Bunny to the mix for a well rounded education in petty comebacks and booby traps 101.

catladylil.bsky.social•14 days ago

And crossdressing and classical music

tabithasnicethings.bsky.social•14 days ago

That wouldn’t happen to be Logray Studios would it? That tw@t is all over #Spotify polluting the comments on any #resistance based podcast he can find.