I feel like entire essays could (and hopefully have been) about the baby goth/clubber girl with a heart of gold who works for the police, has a daddy/daughter relationship with her supervisor and is a devout Catholic.
That is like one step away from a Boomer's favorite porno.
it's mentioned that the webs do disolve after a couple of hours. But if you are tied upside down and no one finds you, then you would just fall and break your neck 💀💀💀
Spider-punisher, Spider-punisher, racks up a body count like a real spider can,
Spins a web, any size, honestly it'd be less cruel to just use a gun,
Look out! Here comes the Spider-punisher...
Spiderman defense. At least Spider-Man is doing the cops job in a way most Americans want. Spider-Man would never kill a petty thief.
Batman doesn’t get a pass cause he’s putting the guns back in the streets as Bruce
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That is like one step away from a Boomer's favorite porno.
I guess since Batman and Spider-Man are helping cops that means all of them are cops 😔
Also: referring to your own father as "this mf" is A+.
Spins a web, any size, honestly it'd be less cruel to just use a gun,
Look out! Here comes the Spider-punisher...
Batman doesn’t get a pass cause he’s putting the guns back in the streets as Bruce