I hold in my hand the names of 400 countries who want to negotiate on trade. - ThreadSky

jkfecke.bsky.social • 11 hours ago

I hold in my hand the names of 400 countries who want to negotiate on trade.

This number might as well be zero

*LEAVITT: WE NOW HAVE 18 PROPOSALS FROM COUNTRIES ON TRADE

Same with this one

*LEAVITT: WHITE HOUSE TRADE TEAM MEETING WITH 34 COUNTRIES

Comments

oldohman.bsky.social•10 hours ago

Reporter: Can we see it?
Admin: [puts list back in pocket ]

gm0rk.bsky.social•11 hours ago

Even if the numbers were real, it means nothing if the proposal is "knock this shit off."

grandmacozy.bsky.social•11 hours ago

But where are all these countries he said were kissing his ass, saying please sir, please make a deal!

louisamiller.bsky.social•10 hours ago

They're BEGGING for a deal. They are saying, "Please, sir, we will do ANYTHING." Wasn't that the quote?

chrissmithmuso.bsky.social•11 hours ago

Yep, she conjures just about as much credibility as the Junior Senator from Wisconsin.

thegreatduggo.bsky.social•9 hours ago

Trade peace in our time!

bannedrandy.bsky.social•11 hours ago

Those penguins are ready to talk! We’ve got them right where we want them.

thewalla.bsky.social•10 hours ago

That country but also the alternate version where they all wear top hats.

brainmist.bsky.social•10 hours ago

BEHOLD THE GIANT BOOK OF COUNTRIES THAT ARE BEGGING TO NEGOTIATE!

willowminder.bsky.social•10 hours ago

"The Margravate of Alilia is on hold!"

drdavegoldberg.bsky.social•11 hours ago

It would fit right in with "Donald Trump is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I've ever known in my life."

holliwinters57.bsky.social•11 hours ago

Are any of the countries the Trump admin has deals with include the penguins?

fredwesley.bsky.social•10 hours ago

Wasn’t it 90 countries just a few weeks ago?

realt-man.bsky.social•4 hours ago

57! There are 57 card carrying communists negotiating trade agr...

Oops, wrong movie.

sourball.bsky.social•11 hours ago

it's almost like the dude leading this charade learned at the feet of a certain Roy Cohn or something.

something about communists in the state deparment?