7 y/o: Knock Knock Parent: who's there? 7 y/o: lettuce Parent: lettuce who? 7 y/o: lettuce in, it's cold out here THE NEW YORK TIMES: Misinformation strikes again. There was never any lettuce at the door. - ThreadSky

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wallace.bsky.social • 175 days ago

7 y/o: Knock Knock
Parent: who's there?
7 y/o: lettuce
Parent: lettuce who?
7 y/o: lettuce in, it's cold out here
THE NEW YORK TIMES: Misinformation strikes again. There was never any lettuce at the door.

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wallace.bsky.social•175 days ago

Q: What did the buffalo say when his son went off to college?
A: Bison!
THE NEW YORK TIMES: More left-wing misinformation. Buffalo can't speak, moreover buffalo and bison are two different species.

modestholdings.com•175 days ago

I've had my knuckles rapped by The Times for once referring to pronghorn as "speed goats," ama.

pedant.blue•174 days ago

I feel like this sort of pedantry is my calling. How can I apply for this job at the NYT?

alert74.bsky.social•174 days ago

As we found it oddly soothing, we were in fact not glad you didn't say "banana".

Mmmmm.

mjc0961.bsky.social•173 days ago

Here's why that's bad for Kamala Harris

ritapita.bsky.social•173 days ago

Damnit you took the post right out of my fingertips

dougieschwartz.bsky.social•174 days ago

The NYT hired a look out who staked out from the crow's nest. The guy claimed he could smell lettuce, but failed to see it at the door. It was iceberg lettuce. The mistake sunk his career. A titanic mistake. So sad.

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