Love this. I do feel the baffling question of why dolphins appear to control the world is a very real, and deeply disturbing, concern
Social media from a shark’s perspective (updated for 2023):

Facebook: I like seals

LinkedIn: My skills include eating seals

Yelp: This place serves pretty good seal

Pinterest: Here is a seal recipe, it won’t look as good when you make it.

Twitter: Why do (((dolphins))) control the world?

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