Love this. I do feel the baffling question of why dolphins appear to control the world is a very real, and deeply disturbing, concern
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David Shiffman, Ph.D. 🦈
Social media from a shark’s perspective (updated for 2023):
Facebook: I like seals
LinkedIn: My skills include eating seals
Yelp: This place serves pretty good seal
Pinterest: Here is a seal recipe, it won’t look as good when you make it.
Twitter: Why do (((dolphins))) control the world?
Facebook: I like seals
LinkedIn: My skills include eating seals
Yelp: This place serves pretty good seal
Pinterest: Here is a seal recipe, it won’t look as good when you make it.
Twitter: Why do (((dolphins))) control the world?
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