Wish homophobes in the wild were more creative, because I can't even be angry at "gay boooooys" being shouted at us down the street when we are indeed gay, and we are indeed boys.
99% of homophobic abuse from strangers in the street is some alteration of this.
99% of homophobic abuse from strangers in the street is some alteration of this.
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I'm not a woman. I'm just a short guy.
I'm so short I was misgendered.
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The least you can do is give me some new material for my stand up.
Was going down an escalator recently, some idiot on the other side going up touched my hand as they went past and went "GAAAYYYY" in a really loud put-on gruff voice (i was alone at the time, and not gay 🙃)
I became a lifelong ally then.
He looked like I'd smacked him in the face with a fish, which I would have if I'd had one.
I saw a very adorable androgynous fellow posting here a while back someone trying to insult him by saying he “literally looked like a man and a woman had a baby.”
His response was, “Uhh, I'm pretty sure that's what actually happened.”