Maybe calling Trump “Drumpf” will work this time? - ThreadSky

scottjshapiro.bsky.social • 117 days ago

Maybe calling Trump “Drumpf” will work this time?

I still can’t believe after calling trump and Vance weird they were able to win

Nah. We just need more struggle sessions.

That’s a good suggestion but unfortunately you’re not politically reliable

It was ever thus.

Drumpf is toast

Maybe… it’s easier to say (and spell) than “mein führer”.

It's worth a try, Scott

I call him ‘bif’ but ‘agent 🍊’ also feels pretty appropriate

I’ve got a whole list. I’m willing to try a new one each day.

Possibly, but I'd brace for disappointment

We were one "delete your account" tweet away from an electoral college sweep.

I’ve been calling him that for years. It doesn’t work. You gotta change the cool-aid and that’s impossible.

I’m going to stick with highlighting his inability to blend bronzer, because I don’t think we really gave that strategy a chance in 2024.

Haha!! Probably not but good try.

I’m going to repackage Trumpy Trout talking fish as “Drumpfy Dory” and sell them to the Resistance.

have we tried pointing out every time he does something hypocritical

What if we lower-cased the t and capitalized the R?

DO IT!

I’m *this* close

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