Appealing all my deadlines to the US Supreme Court - ThreadSky

joshuajfriedman.com • 2 days ago

Appealing all my deadlines to the US Supreme Court

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dan-o-224.bsky.social•2 days ago

They only rule in favor of dictators. Application denied.

dankeevy.bsky.social•2 days ago

Judicial review standard met!

erocy.world•2 days ago

Deadlines HATE this one weird trick

emcee9.bsky.social•2 days ago

RFK Jr. is an accident waiting to happen!

ayre.ca•2 days ago

You are the unitary executive of your own deadlines, so screw them.

yo-momma.bsky.social•1 day ago

Urinary executive... Urinary executive...

I reckon he even pisses in his own face 'cause...

(cringe) ... He likes it.

apearlma.bsky.social•2 days ago

SCOTUS rules 6-3 they'll get back to you after your deadlines have passed

waynefryback.bsky.social•2 days ago

On point. 👍

fdotes.bsky.social•1 day ago

The Supreme Court is going to get tired of this shit, they are not used to working this hard or being in session this much.

joshuajfriedman.com•2 days ago

(Freelancer, so in forma pauperis)

gp2k.tikimail.org•2 days ago

*Partner points to a big pile of laundry that I still haven't put away yet, and a number of pots and pans still soaking in the sink*

"I'm waiting to hear back from John Roberts about this."

giselefd.bsky.social•2 days ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣

murgatroidbonbon.bsky.social•2 days ago

https://bsky.app/profile/murgatroidbonbon.bsky.social/post/3lmj2kk7jh22d

howie.schoolbread.com•2 days ago

TRO (Temporary rewriting order)

jackrosenthal1954.bsky.social•2 days ago

Sooner or later a student(s) will do the same concerning a deadline for homework, a term paper, etc.

christysweet.bsky.social•2 days ago

We can do that?

go2guy.bsky.social•1 day ago

Be sure your bribes are in the mail first!

meliasmouth.bsky.social•2 days ago

I figure I will just let the judges know their timeline doesn’t work for me because it’s impractical.

mtrkdjoyce.bsky.social•2 days ago

Did they? I can no longer tell what’s a joke

joshuajfriedman.com•2 days ago

Just a joke!

mtrkdjoyce.bsky.social•2 days ago

thank god lol

mtrkdjoyce.bsky.social•2 days ago

“This deadline we don’t like poses grave separation of powers issues…”

formertwtruser.bsky.social•2 days ago

Maybe not for long though.

proptermalone.bsky.social•2 days ago

i don’t think so

davidevanlovett.bsky.social•2 days ago

well, they tried to ask for an extension, and got a... 2 hour one lol https://bsky.app/profile/kyledcheney.bsky.social/post/3lmkasapl7v2u

mosheroperandi.bsky.social•2 days ago

I've seen some testy orders where a judge is clearly sick of Trump's bullshit, but I think this is setting a new record for "absolutely not having any of it"

proptermalone.bsky.social•2 days ago

At this point all that’s left is figuring out who goes in and eats shit

dankeevy.bsky.social•2 days ago

Aka, can Ed get there in time?

markshore.bsky.social•2 days ago

lucky DOJ lawyer going in to tell Judge Lion that lunch will be delayed

seansatori.bsky.social•2 days ago

Drew Ensign, natch.

mtrkdjoyce.bsky.social•2 days ago

I wish all of them who avoid that fate today by luck alone a very special opportunity of their own to be deservedly raked over the coals

proptermalone.bsky.social•2 days ago

(it’s Drew Ensign)

mosheroperandi.bsky.social•2 days ago

Given he still needs to get his paperwork in as of this morning, might set a record for shortest time between anyone ever entering an appearance and ending up in contempt.