A Puritan:
some-one who is tortured by the certainty,
that some-one,
somewhere,
is having fun.
Reposted from Mrs. Betty Bowers
In 1659, the the Puritans in Massachusetts enacted a law that declared that Christmas was sacrilege and exchanging of gifts, greetings, and wearing fine clothing on that day was Satanic. Anyone caught celebrating was fined 5 shillings. (About 5 days wages.)

The "War on Christmas" was an inside job.

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