Husband: How's your diet going? Me: *scraping cheese off his burger wrapper with my teeth* Fine. - ThreadSky

sixfootcandy.bsky.social • 8 days ago

Husband: How's your diet going?

Me: *scraping cheese off his burger wrapper with my teeth* Fine.

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eernst.bsky.social•7 days ago

Burg-wrapper cheese is a luxury, a decadent morsel that I'm willing to fight the dog for.

sixfootcandy.bsky.social•7 days ago

😂

sleepycongressman.bsky.social•7 days ago

A diet does not mean that you eat less or control your eating, it means you eat what is best for you

wearethetruth.bsky.social•7 days ago

😂

gavinmcdougal.bsky.social•8 days ago

I mean to be fair, wrapper cheese is fucking glorious.

sirbrandonthomas.com•7 days ago

he’s rude for even asking you that! leave him — irreconcilable differences 😂

thatamerican.bsky.social•7 days ago

I have always found it easier to exercise than to control food intake. But That's just me...

lakerzombie.bsky.social•8 days ago

Oooh aren't you fancy, dining on wrapper cheese.

sixfootcandy.bsky.social•8 days ago

😂😂😂

sixfootcandy.bsky.social•8 days ago

One of my old tweets. 😊

jana-belle.bsky.social•8 days ago

Don’t forget to get one of Rodney’s “log this workout” messages with “yes”. That’s a perennial favorite.

brandy25lc.bsky.social•7 days ago

😂😋🙋🏼‍♀️👌🏻

pjp11.bsky.social•8 days ago

Funny!!!

slandereddead.bsky.social•8 days ago

Teasing my wife is easily the best part about being married

sixfootcandy.bsky.social•8 days ago

Absolutely! 😂

burbancic.bsky.social•8 days ago

I'm presuming your own burger wrapper is clean?

hunter-enheduanna.bsky.social•8 days ago

This is unironically what it's like to be on the keto diet

asheepie.bsky.social•8 days ago

For the given, and unspecified, parameters of the diet, it's going fine

brazentomatoe.bsky.social•8 days ago

It’s always cheese, it makes everything worth it

chris10b.bsky.social•7 days ago

That’s what the short, really hard fries are for. Wrapper cheese scraping.

oldmanjim77.bsky.social•7 days ago

I eat my steak in ground form with lots of cheese and grease. Someday my heart is going to say ,Fuck you Jim, you were warned.
But until then, yum yum yum.

oldmanjim77.bsky.social•7 days ago

I'm in a race to the death with Trump. But he has the advantage of not having a heart. Or a brain.

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