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scalzi.com • 65 days ago

This pun is highly kryptic

Reposted from John Wiswell

so if superman pays his dog in treats, is that krypto currency

No I think they use Krypton Krunchies. Krypto Kurrencies are reserved for the super villains.

It's highly ouchable as well... ahem 😉

billnash.com•65 days ago

I sure will yell "Krypto!" now, whenever I stumble into something, less afraid that my 2yo will learn bad words from me

As Krypto has yet to be proven to exist, is he a kryptid?

I kan't even. Wait, is that a psychology joke?

Bite-coin

Superman can only be around his dog if it's not sleeping, though. He must avoid the Krypto night.

It also makes him a krypto-zoologist.....

*sighs*
*gets spray bottle*

Perhaps we need a Superman universe horror flick. Tales from the Krypt.

Ruff man. Ruff.

a little lame, a bitcorny

wait is the dog a kryptid

A pun worthy of the Krypt Keeper.

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