I'm a gay teacher in a blue state. When I get home from a long day of transing kids against their parents' will, there's nothing I like more than unwinding with a fun night of controlling the hurricane machine.
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Pat Robertson’s conflation aside, as a queer Jew, I regret to inform that being gay only allows one to control terrorist attacks & earthquakes. Access to the weather-controlling space lasers is only handed out at one’s Bar/Bat Mitzvah. Or it used to be..I haven’t been to shul in a while tbh..
I'm not gay but I spend my college class time indoctrinating students on socialism, free stuff, never working so you can siphon off the Gov and then taking guns away from everyone. In my free time I run around vaccinating all the children and then spread the atheist gospel.
I can't imagine what Trans people will do if that THING wins the election. The way they are portrayed in his ads is foul and disgusting. They probably feel like they'll have to flee the country. No American should have to feel that way about their president.
Soros sends the list to each AntiFa chapter every 6 weeks. It’ll be on the bulletin board when you come to get your soup cans and bricks (assuming you’ve completed the Weather Control Modules and passed your written and practical certification tests)
You have described a Florida man's fever dreams, and it may be the funniest and, at the same time, saddest thing I have read in a while.
(asked ai what this looked like and AMEN!)
I'm sorry to tell you this but your obscene and inappropriate behavior has earned yourself a ... did you think I was going to say block ... oh no, you're not that lucky ... follow(ing) 🤣🤣🤣😐
How did you get home from school? I hope it was on a solar-powered skateboard while riding through stop signs because you can ride it as a gay teacher.
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If only the democrats would make even the tiniest of efforts to defend us instead of abandoning us completely.
(asked ai what this looked like and AMEN!)
Or, could it be that someone’s god is a wee bit annoyed, and if they weren’t too busy looking for fights, they could be building an ark?