"People said what's with the light bulb? I said here’s the story, and I looked at it: The bulb that we're being forced to use — No. 1, to me, most importantly, the light's no good. I always look orange," Trump said during a speech at a House Republican retreat dinner.
While in the dark they continue undermining our constitution destroying institutions having real meaning to US-education healthcare and any social safety net created to help the citizens whether temporarily impaired or permanent disability, our deductions for those very programs from every paycheck
Thanks so much for the laugh!!
I really needed one this morning after all the bad news. I thought I couldn’t get lower, following the Zelensky debacle. Then I read The Outside article regarding National Park firings. That, for me, smashed Phantom Ranch.
America is no longer part of the Free World!
Thanks to Don da Con, we’re now part of the Axis of Evil!
Now I know how the Germans who WEREN’T part of Adolf’s Boys Club felt!🙄
That's what Stalin used to do. There was a joke in the old days about a Russian man who was sent to Siberia for having called Stalin an idiot. He wasn't sent there for insulting the Supreme Leader. He was convicted of disclosing a state secret. I'm sure that we'll see Herr Dumpf do this next.
"We have great lightbulbs, the best lightbulbs. Nobody knows more about lightbulbs than me. You get those every saving lightbulbs and you have to turn it on 4 or 5 times, and they cause cancer with the noise.. rrrr rrr rrr.
They came to me and they said 'Sir, you've done such a great job--
Jokes on social media will not fix your country. Americans are underestimating the significance of what is taking place. This gets solved in the streets, not online.
On the way back from the Daytona, Trump said he was going to throw $100 bill out the window to make one person happy. Melania says why don't you throw 2 50s make two people happy, Ivanka said why not 5 20s make five people happy. Pilot says why don't you throw yourself out make billions happy.
These idiots are lauding the dismantling of our services. They have no clue where even Ukraine is located or why Russia decided to invade Crimea. Yet, they are angry because we are not easily fooled like them.
I am convinced EVEN MORE THAN EVER, our boycotts need to be permanent, our wallets quiet; let the corporations that put this man in office feel the wrath when their stocks plummet. Let us buy only what we absolutely 💯 need. Buy from companies that support our America. OUR democracy depends on it.
The bully (Russia) attacks the little guy (Ukraine). Than another huge bully (America)) comes along and attacks the little guy. Everyone should be for the little guy. He's still standing and fighting.
No. Not nothingness but take away their wealth, their power and put them in Gitmo. Let them see their families on welfare. They value themselves and their money over everything
My original idea was to send all evil beings to a never used island and let them survive on their own starting with nothing, with no way off and nobody sending aid or supplies of any sort. Let them live the nightmare. Now I just want them nonexistent.
If Trump doesn't back Ukraine he lets Russia take those important mineral he said can build weapons. I don't know if others caught that. But Trump trapped himself today.
He revealed how important it is not to allow Russia to take Ukraine.
While Zlensky was here as a planned distraction, Trump was stealing our Top Secret documents and taking them back to Florida on Air Force One. Does this look familuar. He is a traitor to America and once again, this is TREASON ! IMPEACH the bastard!!
Yep. He’ll punch a hole in the wall, slap a little duct tape over it, and claim he fixed a problem no one else could.
Adequate description of his entire first presidency.
Yes, the 1st step of recovering from TDS is to admit there was no power when he showed up.
Joey bag of donuts left the main power switch off.. it will all get resolved.
He may have lost the mineral deal.. but President Trump put a booster rocket under Europe and Ukraines ass to start a peace deal!
America is compromised. The FSB are the masterminds behind this plan that has been ongoing for decades. The presidency & cabinets are all loyalists. Blue states must setup their own counterintelligence working w former allied countries so that they can protect their citizens. The CIA & FBI didn’t
Do anything about it bc they have agents that are compromised as well. Def need governors & their administrations to start thinking strategically about this. America is compromised
And since they fired everyone who even knew where the light switches are, they couldn’t even turn on the lights if they did get the light bulb screwed in.
Trump must think he's Godfather, he doesn't have such gravitas he's the a shameful f***. This is what he does he makes extortion seem natural in the White House in front of camera nevertheless. He's always told us what he's going to do the only problem is people don't believe he's that Evel enough.
47 will promise to change the bulb on day one, but on day 27 he’ll say it was harder than he thought it would be, so he’s going to spend another 4 years playing golf instead.
I was going to say 2,001 - 2,000 to beat up the cops guarding the building where the light bulb is and break down the doors, 1 to steal the old light bulb and parade around with it like a psychotic orangutan.
Some, a small sliver, have been brainwashed by 40 years of propaganda from Fox News. They’ve learned to hate fellow Americans. But the large majority truly believe the KKK and Nazis are the way. When this is over, don’t show them any mercy-they wouldn’t to you.
Felon47 and JD (Jefferson Davis) Vance have done more to damage our Democracy than anyone since the South started the Civil War in 1861. They are TRAITORS! #LockThemUp.
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Thank you! Keep the awesome up!
loyal ally slammed
the world recoils in horror
dump the dictator!
—Sage
I really needed one this morning after all the bad news. I thought I couldn’t get lower, following the Zelensky debacle. Then I read The Outside article regarding National Park firings. That, for me, smashed Phantom Ranch.
Thanks to Don da Con, we’re now part of the Axis of Evil!
Now I know how the Germans who WEREN’T part of Adolf’s Boys Club felt!🙄
Take out leadership
Take out fox news
They came to me and they said 'Sir, you've done such a great job--
Dark Age dickheads never have new ideas
Shame and humiliation binds and blinds
Unite under common humanity not a common enemy.
And how are your prices lately, hmmmm?
Good one!
Oh, and true
WAKE UP, AMERICA!!
He shouldn't have to beg to get help.
He revealed how important it is not to allow Russia to take Ukraine.
https://Indivisible.zoom.us
https://Oneflaginitiative.org
Adequate description of his entire first presidency.
🤣🤬
https://youtu.be/1IyzgMxuXOE?si=r2R66SYyKv8yngxd
Joey bag of donuts left the main power switch off.. it will all get resolved.
He may have lost the mineral deal.. but President Trump put a booster rocket under Europe and Ukraines ass to start a peace deal!
Kool aid chaser
#MeatOfTheMatter
#GoAunTayMaxineStyleWILD
The question I ask myself after yesterday’s debacle is: Who is on the payroll, or are they both🤔
https://www.nbcnews.com/video/donald-trump-urges-crowd-to-chant-turn-off-the-lights-627743299795
Chilling
The Art of Screwing The Deal
Hillbilly Himmler. (Courtesy of Count Binface).