Yeah—and they found “extensive waste and corruption” in every federal department in just 2 weeks. Those are some impressive forensic accountants. Man, this trump team is on top of everything.
Trump claims to charge “only half” of the tariffs imposed by other countries on the US. According to him, the EU charges 39 percent on American products. According to the European Commission, the real figure is 1 percent.
I guess the penguins are going to pay more for their fish.
Oh, wait, they just catch their fish and don't pay for it.
Hey, haven't we all imposed tariffs on places where no one lived? Such a common mistake.
These are some nasty penguins folks. I DO like their suits, but not enough to untariff their asses. They gotta pay to play, just like everyone else except Russia. Russia is good, no problem with them, Great people. They all love Ukraine so much they all want to move there.
I wouldn't go that far Kras. If the Idiot in Command has something to say about Antartica...
That's telling to me. He knows something. His sycophants have told him something about that place...
But perhaps I'm giving him too much credit.
Just another example of this incompetent administration who never does their research. I guess they get all their facts from social media too, like the people who elected them.
💩 HATES penguins for a number of reasons, 1) penguins are birds and are related to eagles who readily attack him at every opportunity, and2) they're partly black and that just can't be tolerated ‼️
I’m guessing the tariffs is going to be a distraction for the Signal chat and Gmail security bloopers. Trump didn’t even mention the 4 soldiers who died in Lithuania.
The group of idiots surrounding Trump make him look like a stable genius. He literally hires people with major defects and they produce garbage like this. They can’t even use Google
I have to admit it bothers me that I've seen as much or more dunking on the Trump admin for imposing tariffs on penguins as I have alarm bells for them imposing tariffs on literally everything else. The penguin thing is funny, it is, but we've laughed at these clowns to our detriment before.
I think this is part of the "fill the zone with bullshit" strategy. Do not hyperfocus on the things that don't matter to the detriment of those which do.
Have to copy my reply from another post - we all need a laugh! I looked up the primary mammal on the Heards and McDonalds islands: the southern elephant seal. They are DAMN mad to be included in the Trump Tariffs...given no humans live there!
Oh, I think a nice delivery of a couple of tons of penguin guano to the white house would be more than appropriate right now!!
I'd pay the tariff on that!!!
You have to keep an eye on those penguins. They don't just waddle around the San Diego zoo, looking cute. They are obviously agents for uninhabited arctic islands.
Donald Trump has placed tariffs on islands populated by penguins and seals. Thanks to Trump's wisdom, those unruly animals will no longer take unfair advantage of the U.S. economy!
Meanwhile, Putin giggles maniacally as Xi snickers aloud at hearing the US economic news. Agent Trump is doing an outstanding job of sowing chaos and destruction in the USA.
I am in the habit of looking into details of items I buy but I've never seen "Made by and imported from Arctic Penguins". So what are we importing from them and where can I buy them before the tariffs kick in? Does anyone know if they provide direct shipping?
With all due respect, you kind of do!
I suppose not you personally, since I assume you did your part to prevent this ridiculous dystopia from happening, but MOST of your fellow citizens did not! I’m including those, that didn’t show up for voting!
With all due respect~ you’re wrong about your assumptions .
Russians called in 60+ bomb threats in Swing States to Voting Places on Election Day. My huge county had them. The RICHEST A-HOLE & his ability to mess with our Election technology is in question. Our Supreme Court & GOP are to blame!
Even more detrimental than direct voting obstructions, is the American understanding of freedom of speech IMHO.
If you grant the same right to spread hate and disinformation as to citing scientific findings, even when the sources are Russian troll farms, you’re obviously doomed!
Agreed. We Progressives are upset & demanding NEW YOUNG LEADERS in Democratic Party. Democrats Senate Leader Chuck Schumer’s pathetic! Possibly compromised. He’s worth $81 Million on a $193,400 salary.? FOX Russian Propaganda should’ve been eliminated yrs ago. We’re in a revolution now. PROTESTS
That will be a long fight, I keep my fingers crossed and wish you all the best! The rest of the world is literally counting on you!
May Cory Bookers filibuster inspire the required determination and endurance!
The GOP strategy of preventing people from voting is very old. I did not know, that Russia also did it’s Part, but I‘m not surprised. I did not notice any real effort of fighting this clearly anti-democratic interference. It’s like any other authoritarian coup in history. It was allowed to happen.
Even the late great humanitarian US President Jimmy Carter said Trump had the 2024 Election Rigged to win it. However there hasn’t been an investigation we know about yet. Trump even insinuated Musk FIXED IT for him. Hopefully more Americans are becoming aware of corruption & Trump’s ties w/ Putin!
Who knows, this might be the case or not.
Does it really matter? If the American people even let it be that close, that is like an invitation for twisting the few deciding votes. In a working democratic society, that would be nearly impossible. Self-serving fraudsters like Trump would be unelectable
We may be working against insiders that are trying to placate, someone who needs to see the victims of his power, and who couldn't find Tasmanian on a map without google. He may ask to see a list of the "all places like that" He punished today.
Well those fn penguins have been ripping us off for years. Maybe these tariffs will wake them the F up and bring them to the table to play ball. Tuxedo’ed bastards
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Oh, wait, they just catch their fish and don't pay for it.
Hey, haven't we all imposed tariffs on places where no one lived? Such a common mistake.
Even the price of penguin shit is going to go up!!!!!!
As in British Indian Ocean Territory - which get this, really only exists as Diego Garcia, hosting a *US MILITARY BASE*
There truly are idiots in the White House - and it goes beyond just orange faced golfing felon
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That's telling to me. He knows something. His sycophants have told him something about that place...
But perhaps I'm giving him too much credit.
Fuckin DEI Birds
They’re gonna pay through the beak
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So, in theory, these might be very wealthy penguins indeed.
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I'd pay the tariff on that!!!
Wake Up, America!!
Emperor cannot be expelled. No matter how much he fucks up.
Brilliant!
What a clown!
Literally EVERYTHING he does on the best of interst of Russia!
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a laughing stock for our enemies & an enemy to our allies.
Enough is Enough!
We the PEOPLE do not deserve this!
I suppose not you personally, since I assume you did your part to prevent this ridiculous dystopia from happening, but MOST of your fellow citizens did not! I’m including those, that didn’t show up for voting!
Russians called in 60+ bomb threats in Swing States to Voting Places on Election Day. My huge county had them. The RICHEST A-HOLE & his ability to mess with our Election technology is in question. Our Supreme Court & GOP are to blame!
If you grant the same right to spread hate and disinformation as to citing scientific findings, even when the sources are Russian troll farms, you’re obviously doomed!
May Cory Bookers filibuster inspire the required determination and endurance!
Does it really matter? If the American people even let it be that close, that is like an invitation for twisting the few deciding votes. In a working democratic society, that would be nearly impossible. Self-serving fraudsters like Trump would be unelectable
What a bunch of fucking stupid idiots. Not NORMAL idiots. Oh no, far more stupid than that.