Me : invents a device to talk to cats
Cat : oh god finally you understand whenever I meow for hours it’s because i want wet food I know this was so opaque for you
Me : no no I knew u want wet food the whole time but you can’t have it whenever u want
Cat :
Me :
Cat : first of all fuck you
Cat : oh god finally you understand whenever I meow for hours it’s because i want wet food I know this was so opaque for you
Me : no no I knew u want wet food the whole time but you can’t have it whenever u want
Cat :
Me :
Cat : first of all fuck you
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Thought he liked some things other then walnuts and almonds till I found he had dragged them and tossed them over the balcony.
He had emptied the bowl. So he stashed them all in a couple of hours… that or he’s eating enough that he’ll be 50kg by the first snowfall.
Cat: I'm well aware of how you justify your unhealthy body image, Jessica.
Me:
Me: My name's not Jessica.
Oh god. Oh god. fuckingng DYING.
I *KNOW* what she's saying. 🤣😂
Until then, it's the Meow Mix. 🤭😂🤣
Literally sounded like a human person saying "mayo"
I would get In Trouble.
I am glad your cat is living her best life for however long she has left.
This has been another bad take by me, Dan!
And don't try any of that Nile River Perch shit because let me tell you that story is very old...
The cats always have food they just prefer everyone else’s.