watching these dipshits earnestly bloviate about fashion makes me wonder just how deep in shit the party must feel lol - ThreadSky

darthbluesky.bsky.social • 528 days ago

watching these dipshits earnestly bloviate about fashion makes me wonder just how deep in shit the party must feel lol

Few things more convincing than “rules and standards matter” bloviating about how wearing shorts in the Senate will be the downfall of Western Civilization from the party of President “grab em by the p*ssy.”

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tlatshaw.bsky.social•528 days ago

Maybe rules would matter more if they didn't keep blatantly letting their own kind off for breaking them.

cwalworth.bsky.social•528 days ago

Remember the uproar about Obama’s tan suit?

joyouspanther.bsky.social•528 days ago

Ivy League Hedge Fund Manager GOP Senator: Those hoity toity, effete, liberals just don't get us working class down-home folks. They don't get our culture! Now everyone, please put on your three-piece suit so we can vote on tax cuts for the wealthy.

iheartmuseums.bsky.social•528 days ago

the downfall of society omg, ahahahahaha. WOW.

darthbluesky.bsky.social•528 days ago

like, if they actually had something worthwhile to focus on they would, but this dumbfuck is reduced to whining about 'rules and standards' when their party leader is worried about whether the orange jumpsuit will clash with his sprayon tan

waxmonkey.bsky.social•528 days ago

he's angry about a dress code while dressed like a pirate wtf

darthbluesky.bsky.social•528 days ago

also another example of how the right has this interesting 'outrage' channel where the shitty pundits and the shitty reps all suddenly start tweeting about the exact same issue with the exact same language because they can not have a fuckin original thought to save their lives

robertmarc.bsky.social•528 days ago

I’ve been around a while. Can affirm that there is nothing more useless than a dress code. As a young prof the uni tried to tone me down (dress me up). They failed. All codes are merely costumery. Cosplay.

chrismcmahon.bsky.social•528 days ago

When I was a consultant the client office often had a dress code. A Polish colleague would wear for example vivid orange pants with a red plaid shirt that met the letter of the code. I still remember those pants.

vagabending.bsky.social•528 days ago

When their entire vision can be condensed down to ‘’make life shittier for women, people of color, and the gays, while also destroying all social services”, Republicans have nothing that they want to show the public other than fake outrage to distract them.

richburroughs.dev•528 days ago

Darth, they all just happened to have the same very original thought simultaneously, it’s not orchestrated at all.

strangeopera.bsky.social•528 days ago

they distribute pre-fabricated talking points because repetition is key for spreading propaganda.

schooley.bsky.social•528 days ago

The thing is you can see it coming a mile away now. Anyone paying attention knew they would swarm this like moths to a porch light.

pitmasterwill.bsky.social•528 days ago

Chat GPT wrote this because the words hyperbole and downfall were used in the sentence.

adw.bsky.social•528 days ago

It must be exhausting to think these weirdos have something worth listening to darth

jillbles.bsky.social•528 days ago

I could write this out more eloquently, but it's early and I'm tired so:
Tan suit. 🙄

jillbles.bsky.social•528 days ago

They get to complain about clothes standards now, when Gym Jordan has looked like a disheveled POS this whole time? Gimme a damned break.

mikeyalexander.bsky.social•528 days ago

“Rules and standards” is just a warm up for rules & standards against people he doesn’t like. Crenshaw is just a slow reader, since everyone is chapters ahead of him in the fash playbook.

abitaslim.bsky.social•528 days ago

They’re so obsessed with being seen as The Manliest Men and then Senator Laundry Day shows up and makes them look like children.

mrpieceofwork.bsky.social•528 days ago

This is from the guy who aired that STUPID AS FUCK political ad that had him body slamming the top of a car that contained "Antifa". Just unreal.

wyvern.bsky.social•528 days ago

Bring back togas, problem solved. Even those brain wormed RETRVN dorks couldn't complain.

woodmally1979.bsky.social•528 days ago

Maybe they should be paying more attention to Boeberts behaviour rather than Fettermans cargo pants somehow.

jeninmotion.bsky.social•528 days ago

I guarantee that most of them have done some dirty land deals or other form of financial fraud, or adultery, or SOMETHING that rich people tend to do with impunity AND they were already shitty bigots to start with.

flyonsomewall.bsky.social•528 days ago

Marjorie Taylor Greene (in the House snorting a line of coke off Lauren Baubert's cleavage while Matt Gaetz enters hardcore trans porn into the congressional record): "I can't believe Fetterman wore a hoodie"

david.williamsons.net•528 days ago

To be fair, the coup attempt would have been just fine if the rioters had the decency to wear nice suits. Standards must be upheld! 🤦‍♂️

julesinar.bsky.social•528 days ago

In history classes in the dystopia that is the future, one word will be the answer for why our super-awesome non-dysfunctional democracy fell…shorts.

afarmerinohio.bsky.social•528 days ago

Has Dan Crenshaw been to a funeral home in Real America (TM) in the past 10 years? I think the society of formal dress is dead and gone in my portion of the world, excepting bankers and lawyers.

themilfmag.net•528 days ago

they literally have dick and they keep doubling down on it its incredible

bradiscranky.bsky.social•528 days ago

Guns should be in Congress, but not shorts, Darth. It's jus obvious

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