And while we’re on the subject of revisions, it’s time to remove the ham-fisted Jack Sparrow thread from Pirates. The excuse then was “Kids will ride and want to see Jack!” It’s 2025. There’s not a child on god’s green earth who would say “But where was Jack Sparrow ☹️” if he was removed. It’s time!!
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That's all I got 🤣
Every single classic Pirates would be immediately improved by repealing the movie tie ins imo. Paris especially, Jack ruins the end
Is there a term for "anti-worldbuilding" where they made the ride feel less ambitious by making it all about one dude?
It would be like if we spent the entire Jungle Cruise looking for the Temple, and it was worked into the script in every scene. Creatively narrowing the scope
he made the franchise. period.