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pfrazee.com
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701 days ago
bad time to remember i put a bunch of sleep(random())s in the database. do you think the team is gonna be mad
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probablyfictional.bsky.social
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701 days ago
They'll understand.
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gabzolivares.bsky.social
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701 days ago
When are you thinking of opening the app for more users?
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excitedtobe.online
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701 days ago
a true senior developer's tactic. godspeed.
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hammancheez.bsky.social
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701 days ago
This is how you ensure future stable employment
“Brb optimizing some cores boss i think we can shave 30-50ms off this transaction gimmie 6 months”
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lilo.bsky.social
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701 days ago
I won’t tell
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hysler.net
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701 days ago
Following for more DevOps tips. rm -rf
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sprite.bsky.social
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701 days ago
Nah ur good
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notthejames.bsky.social
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701 days ago
Devs gotta dev 🤣
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worm.gay
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701 days ago
i randomly sleep too because im just a little guy. all you are guilty of is adding little guy vibes to the code, and there's nothing wrong with that
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akgerber.bsky.social
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701 days ago
that's what they tell you to do in the secret chapter 14 to DDIA
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vitomagarao.com
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701 days ago
No problem! Give the database two turns and its good to go!
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pedant.blue
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701 days ago
Friends don’t let friends use sprocs.
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jtp.bsky.social
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701 days ago
thanks paul
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akifirebird.bsky.social
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701 days ago
*sleeping 😴
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nickwrightdata.ntw.app
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701 days ago
You mean in the Firehose?
Over three hour old trickle! I'm less annoyed and honestly impressed. That's one LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG queue.
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nickwrightdata.ntw.app
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701 days ago
If this were true, the dev that gets to delete all those and see the effect is so lucky
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jame.bsky.social
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701 days ago
How else are you supposed to handle async logic??
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akali.bsky.social
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701 days ago
i wont tell anyone :)))
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halbpro.bsky.social
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701 days ago
Databases deserve a little nap too
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tranced.me
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701 days ago
Surprise me, July!
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fumecigarros.bsky.social
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701 days ago
Don't pull the plugs just kick the cords
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advaith.bsky.social
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701 days ago
lol what language is it detecting that as (there's a translate button)
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fumecigarros.bsky.social
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701 days ago
Wut
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advaith.bsky.social
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701 days ago
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fumecigarros.bsky.social
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701 days ago
It's It IT lingo
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bradsbrown.dev
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701 days ago
@pfrazee.com surely they’ll never even notice
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“Brb optimizing some cores boss i think we can shave 30-50ms off this transaction gimmie 6 months”
Over three hour old trickle! I'm less annoyed and honestly impressed. That's one LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG queue.