Trump could say “I am bombing Kiribati so we can destroy the moon elves who live there” and there would be DC think tank morons who went “I think there’s a p=30% chance we are instead witnessing a brilliant geostrategic move to counter Chinese hegemony”
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Launch the nukes at the moon!
Donald Sutherland and Philip Seymour Hoffman in Catching Fire
I'm making mistakes like an actual schizophrenic now.
It’s so obvious and so hard for most people here to comprehend the concept
Which most Americans agree with.
Care to try again? Show me an actual democrat politician saying that we should actually abolish the police.
So like, you're just a retard trying to attack democrats.
Enjoy the tariffs stove toucher.
The universe is a dark forest and we gotta kill em all before they get wise and kill us
P(event)=0.3
or whatever.
And also doing so in the most dweeby, consescending, "Bayesian" asshole voice