One of these is made up the rest is magic canon - Kor turn their breast milk into cheese - Mirrans have metal pubes - Ral is a submissive in bed - Tezzeret vapes - Ravnicans are picky about their coffee Can you guess which one is made up? #MTG - ThreadSky

beyondthemachina.bsky.social • 65 days ago

One of these is made up the rest is magic canon

- Kor turn their breast milk into cheese
- Mirrans have metal pubes
- Ral is a submissive in bed
- Tezzeret vapes
- Ravnicans are picky about their coffee

Can you guess which one is made up?

#MTG

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alolanprofessor.bsky.social•65 days ago

Wild-ass guess is a 1:5 shot.
Scientific wild-ass guess, I know 3 of these are true, so I'm down to a 50-50 chance.

And I THINK I know it.

aylameow.bsky.social•64 days ago

The coffee, definitely

irreleverent.bsky.social•65 days ago

It's definitely the vaping.

triske.bsky.social•65 days ago

We’re Clockwork Orange-ing you with Agents of Artifice some time this year.

irreleverent.bsky.social•65 days ago

I could recount the plot to you pretty accurately, but that level of minutae has not stuck with me.

irreleverent.bsky.social•65 days ago

Test of metal burns brighter in my memory.

irreleverent.bsky.social•65 days ago

Though I'd contend Ral is vers.

elflawyer.bsky.social•64 days ago

Tezzeret vaping, 100%

Is the pubes one explicitly mentioned? I know metal hair is canonical, and that is a logical extension of that

realfatnlazy.bsky.social•64 days ago

I mean do we count hookah smoking as vaping? Cus he was smoking halo hookah in new capenna

beyondthemachina.bsky.social•64 days ago

What?! I did not know that. Where is it shown that tezzeret is smoking halo from a hookah?

realfatnlazy.bsky.social•64 days ago

I believe it was the chapter when vivain first meets him at the riveteers rally. This could be a false memory so gimme a bit ill find it

realfatnlazy.bsky.social•64 days ago

Ok, i feel like ive lost my mind, bc I remember the scene but cant find it. Mandela effect has hit me hard. Sorry, for possible.misinfo

beyondthemachina.bsky.social•64 days ago

No worries lmao

realfatnlazy.bsky.social•64 days ago

@triske.bsky.social @incorrect-mtg.bsky.social I feel like a remember a scene where Tezzeret was in a room.smoking a hookah, its not new capenna. Was it agent of artifice? Or have I just lost my mind

grizzledyoungvet.bsky.social•64 days ago

The Kor thing is too wild to make up imo

beyondthemachina.bsky.social•64 days ago

Hey you never know!

toadbrews.bsky.social•65 days ago

How could you do this on my birthday

beyondthemachina.bsky.social•65 days ago

Oh I’ll post your fancy birthday present later…

Do you know which one of these is not canon though? If so DM me it and let others guess

toadbrews.bsky.social•65 days ago

I don't know and I don't want to know

notawisp.bsky.social•64 days ago

I remember Jace and Vraska having coffee convos in the OTJ story but I don't know if they're representatives of all ravnicans

It's either that or Ral being a sub, there's no way a man that gets a good dicking on the regular would be as MAD as he was in bloomburrow

sundaecat.bsky.social•56 days ago

Also a thought with omenpaths and niv tradezit' s plans for ravnica as a trade hub wonder how much more louder they've gotten about their coffee and other trade goods. Like these chocolates from x is much more better than from y esp the nurs from z coated in them.

beyondthemachina.bsky.social•55 days ago

I’m sure they’ve gotten a lot more particular

sundaecat.bsky.social•56 days ago

Random recall thought of Kirin Jindosh from dishonored 2 who has that builtin metal pipe within the dudes fingers for some inexplicable reason for how tezzeret smokes. https://64.media.tumblr.com/6a5e875cff05f5c3a733422c5a8f0729/763c74e762487008-e9/s540x810/c1488191aa38109a81409da603f6bccac70d3491.gif

beyondthemachina.bsky.social•55 days ago

I love it

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