If he bans Mountain Dew the GOP will lose the South for a generation. - ThreadSky

atticus59914029.bsky.social • 107 days ago

If he bans Mountain Dew the GOP will lose the South for a generation.

I have now watched the RFK Jr. video and here is a list of some of the things he says he'll ban if Trump is elected:

Mountain Dew
Crest toothpaste
Children's Tylenol
Welch's Fruit Snacks
Grape juice
Vaseline
Children's sunscreen
Mayonnaise
Gatorade

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philbert1865.bsky.social•107 days ago

Also mayonnaise?

atticus59914029.bsky.social•107 days ago

He’d be arrested the moment he steps foot in Georgia.

philbert1865.bsky.social•107 days ago

😂🤣

tmac1325.bsky.social•107 days ago

In all fairness, he can ban everything but Dukes and it will be ok..

philbert1865.bsky.social•107 days ago

Could live with that! 😂

jbayer436.bsky.social•107 days ago

Vaseline? He’s in his 70’s right?

baseballkitty.bsky.social•107 days ago

Sunscreen?

jettlynnlato.bsky.social•106 days ago

Mountain Dew? What about Diet Coke??

gofoxgo.bsky.social•107 days ago

Mayo will take out the South and the Midwest.

egleardath.bsky.social•107 days ago

And mayonnaise? He needs to keep his grubby hands off my Duke’s!

egleardath.bsky.social•107 days ago

Grape juice? How are the Baptists and Methodists gonna take communion? Maybe there’s a religious exemption!😂😉

lindenthescribe.bsky.social•107 days ago

He can take my mayonnaise over Julia Childs' dead body. Don't mess with French cuisine, Mr. Kennedy.

jeffkemp.bsky.social•107 days ago

The funny thing is I am old enough to remember a GOP that said “the government ain’t your momma or your daddy or your nanny”.

carbonatedobserver.bsky.social•107 days ago

You remember, I remember, Pepperidge Farm remembers.

riffraf979.bsky.social•107 days ago

We've come a looong way since the GOP hated the nanny state...

talos-xliv.bsky.social•107 days ago

Another car for the dog to catch. But since Dobbs didn't completely explode in the GOP's face in 2024 (like I thought it would), then I'm not sure anything they enact will move the needle enough. The operative thinking seems to be "Give us cheap (stuff) & scapegoats or give us death." GOP: "Ok."

birdie56.bsky.social•107 days ago

Vance will be upset about the Mountain Dew

uofagrad97.bsky.social•107 days ago

I guess he is Pro Skin Cancer.

cjphillips66.bsky.social•107 days ago

Who would have ever believed it would be the GOP that would usher in the nanny state. 🙄

slovicto.bsky.social•107 days ago

I'm just relieved Taco Bell didn't make the list . . . and wondering why not.

jwcole.bsky.social•107 days ago

Code Red and Marlboro Reds are a traditional breakfast in Kentucky

atticus59914029.bsky.social•107 days ago

It’s the 21st century biscuits and gravy. 😂

wfpremo.bsky.social•107 days ago

Or Duke's Mayo

msbooks.bsky.social•107 days ago

He’d lose Florida with banning Gatorade too

nlclark.bsky.social•107 days ago

Stocking up....especially on the mayo

rebeccadb.bsky.social•107 days ago

Mayonnaise? That would mean no deviled eggs and no chicken salad. What would we even serve at a church covered dish?

atticus59914029.bsky.social•107 days ago

The church ladies would march on D.C., en masse. The Baptists and the Methodists and even the Church of God folks.

rebeccadb.bsky.social•107 days ago

Yes. We would forget any doctrinal differences to rally around the restoration of mayonnaise.

rebeccadb.bsky.social•107 days ago

Also, grape juice? The Episcopalians will be ok, but the southern Methodists believe in Welch’s.

carollyn60.bsky.social•107 days ago

No ma’am. We won’t put up with that.

thepragmatist.bsky.social•107 days ago

Oh my God, what a glorious payoff opportunity this represents to a lot of companies.

kmeehan67.bsky.social•107 days ago

Ban children's sunscreen. Brilliant! Let them all get skin cancer.

oreobelle.bsky.social•107 days ago

Coo koo!

coachsandys.bsky.social•107 days ago

That’s the only thing on this list worth banning

jksmith18.bsky.social•107 days ago

I stand by mayonnaise! I'll take it to the Supreme Court.

jamesmarkey7.bsky.social•107 days ago

If anything actually came of this list the Trump regime would fall in 48 hours. In a funny sense gives me hope.

Children’s Tylenol!?! LITERALLY no way American parents would put up with that.

Would make the fall of that Romanian dictator in the 90s look like an episode of Sesame Street.

carbonatedobserver.bsky.social•107 days ago

Ceaușescu? Yes, definitely.

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