I feel like there’s a 50/50 shot he signs an executive order extending January indefinitely tomorrow - ThreadSky

thisone0verhere.bsky.social • 89 days ago

I feel like there’s a 50/50 shot he signs an executive order extending January indefinitely tomorrow

Comments

dawnruhnaybrown.bsky.social•88 days ago

Omfg no!

morethanzero.bsky.social•89 days ago

I'm already referring to it in my journals as "Endless January".

dgray3994.bsky.social•88 days ago

Either that or he makes the calendar months 60 days long and we’re looking at 8 years instead of 4

khansonwrites.bsky.social•89 days ago

I think even his own supporters would riot over that one.

trgoodwind.bsky.social•88 days ago

Normally I love January. But I agree with you that this year January has been at least a couple long, cold, miserable, months long.

aniseeden.bsky.social•88 days ago

olthoiguard.bsky.social•88 days ago

hectoroftroy.bsky.social•89 days ago

Well that’s it for dry Jan.

slappawappa.bsky.social•88 days ago

Why not rename it Trump Month?

unclevern.bsky.social•89 days ago

...that tracks.

saralamie.bsky.social•89 days ago

That's how we know we're in HELL 👹

sherip.bsky.social•88 days ago

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha 😵‍💫

boomer1956.bsky.social•88 days ago

Oh my god make it stop!

shylaheq.bsky.social•89 days ago

do NOT put that juju out into the world.

gribnib.bsky.social•88 days ago

#IStandWithCaptainHaddock

jamanning99.bsky.social•89 days ago

It’s going so well for him, I don’t know why he wouldn’t. I, on the other hand, think it has been a fucking nightmare.

janice0711.bsky.social•88 days ago

Oh good lord

klshoop.bsky.social•89 days ago

Please no!

grumpyzeus.bsky.social•89 days ago

BREAKING FUTURE NEWS:
DATELINE FEBRUARY 1, 2026.

Trump Recession Continues.

RFK, Jr. Pulls All Cancer Drugs. Says: "Ivermectin cures it."

Kash Patel Arrests 7th Graders for Classroom Newspaper: "They Are The Enemy Of The People."

Melabia contnues to REALLY not care.

Kaboom Views Available

cynthialeigh.bsky.social•88 days ago

Cripes, I had to read this whole thing before realizing it was satire. Nothing surprises me any longer, and nothing is outside the realm of possibility.