You can tell Sleeping Beauty is a fairytale because that man woke her up from the best nap of her life for absolutely no reason and she was just like fine with it - ThreadSky

thisone0verhere.bsky.social • 7 days ago

You can tell Sleeping Beauty is a fairytale because that man woke her up from the best nap of her life for absolutely no reason and she was just like fine with it

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sheazoo.bsky.social•7 days ago

Fact

fatmattmooch.bsky.social•7 days ago

😂😂😂

alloutgreen.bsky.social•6 days ago

Not just that, can you imagine the morning breath? And he was tasked with kissing her to wake her up...

Who was he, Sir Oswald of the Impenetrable Olfactory?

thisone0verhere.bsky.social•7 days ago

Other than that I see no logic issues

hellomanders.bsky.social•7 days ago

🤣💀

ladyevenstarbpe.bsky.social•7 days ago

🤣🤣🤣

thewanderingwulfe.bsky.social•7 days ago

Wake me up during the night: Huh? What?

Wake me up during a nap: Peace was never an option.

goodplacejames.bsky.social•6 days ago

He could have fucked her without kissing her.

zenithsouth.bsky.social•7 days ago

I’d have slapped him before kissing him. That was beauty sleep.

ladyevenstarbpe.bsky.social•7 days ago

🤣🤣🤣 Yes! Priorities matter!

gfeltner.bsky.social•7 days ago

I always have a reason for waking up my wife 😂.

sassymaster.bsky.social•7 days ago

He kissed her while she was unconscious

dvdbutler.bsky.social•6 days ago

Pete Hegseth as Prince Harming

luke-givens.bsky.social•6 days ago

And she didn’t wake up doing karate hands going what what what

leavingarizona.bsky.social•6 days ago

If that was me it would be a Grimm fairytale

kingtez.bsky.social•6 days ago

tracyl16.bsky.social•6 days ago

I am sleeping Beauty, and I’m pissed

barbarasvoices.bsky.social•7 days ago

Yeah and after waking her from her much-needed beauty sleep with a kiss that she didn't ask for, he was probably like "Right, what's for breakfast?"

bakedpotiffa.bsky.social•7 days ago

And there wasn’t any coffee offered or anything 🤷🏻‍♀️

ladyevenstarbpe.bsky.social•7 days ago

🤣🤣🤣

residentofearth.bsky.social•6 days ago

Sleeping beauty is one of my favorites since childhood…but that’s funny 😆

detmac.bsky.social•6 days ago

All those naps I refused to take as a child… #regrets.

dchloe.bsky.social•6 days ago

Yeah because a bad sleep forever spell from an evil witch is such a pleasing place to be.

dinosdonteathorses.bsky.social•7 days ago

Facts. Take note @izzos.us

izzos.us•7 days ago

You usually complain I let you sleep too long!

dinosdonteathorses.bsky.social•2 days ago

😘

solofil.bsky.social•7 days ago

She was Dead.
The Prince was a Necrophile.
He was Stunned when she Woke Up.. She wasn’t too thrilled when she had time to think it over..!
Some Story..!

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