I want a ‘reverse’ murder she wrote show where a Jessica Fletcher type character KILLS a different resident of her idyllic seaside town every week in such a clever way that the police simply can’t solve it
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My head-canon was that that was Murder, She Wrote. Jessica Fletcher used brainwashing/hypnosis to get the "killer" to murder their victims and then "caught" them because she was secretly still her character from The Manchurian Candidate.
Jessica: “Oh, my. I seem to have accidentally touched the body. Oopsies!”
Sheriff: “Don’t worry. We always exclude your prints and DNA.”
Jessica, under her breath: “Believe me, I know…”
You mean just regular Murder She Wrote. You cannot convince me that she didn’t do at least half of those murders and then convinced the baffled local police that some random innocent killed them instead.
I have an idea that old women, like me, could do so much crime and get away with because we are basically invisible. What?! You think a cabal of fat, old church ladies conspired to take down a world leader… Followed by derisive, incredulous laughter…
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Great dark show
Besides Arsenic and Old Lace.
Jessica: “Oh, my. I seem to have accidentally touched the body. Oopsies!”
Sheriff: “Don’t worry. We always exclude your prints and DNA.”
Jessica, under her breath: “Believe me, I know…”
What if that is actually what is happening!?
"Murder, she DID!"
MURDER WEAPONS- RIBBON CANDY & SEXY BUBBLEZ
https://youtu.be/79sCTXVWVs8?si=6-YZUM7yS49M9D3E