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And that’s how Kristi Noem ended up in the political gravel pit of history.

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That weird feeling when you notice your favorite daughter is stalking you in Bluesky.

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#Krasnov

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I just don’t see how that would work. I think it’s because he wants to privatize it because the word “service” has no meaning for him.

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Good news… all the people I like return my regard.

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Reported.

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Dear #Millennials, Sorry we fucked you guys over again. Signed, #GenX

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“Pro-life”

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If you're naked on the front porch and the neighbors can't see you, it's rural. If you're naked and the neighbors call the cops, it's suburban. If you're naked and the neighbors ignore you, it's urban. If you're naked on the front porch and your neighbor is also naked, it's Florida.

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Yes.

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The only correct answer

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We moved half of our 401(k) balance and future allocations to bonds and money market funds a couple of months ago. You should consult a financial expert if you have any substantial investments. Shit’s about to get interesting and the markets don’t like interesting.

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The hell you say.

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We’re coming up on a buck an egg.

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It was always Rand Paul’s destiny to be the last man to board the political Titanic and the first one to shove a woman out of the way to take the last seat on a lifeboat.

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