If you're naked on the front porch and the neighbors can't see you, it's rural.
If you're naked and the neighbors call the cops, it's suburban.
If you're naked and the neighbors ignore you, it's urban.
If you're naked on the front porch and your neighbor is also naked, it's Florida.
If you're naked and the neighbors call the cops, it's suburban.
If you're naked and the neighbors ignore you, it's urban.
If you're naked on the front porch and your neighbor is also naked, it's Florida.
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The reason this is wrong about Florida is because Florida is loaded up with elderly northerners and nosy HOAs
I don't think you know what bored old people get up to.
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If you're naked on your front porch and your neighbor livestreams shooting you on Facebook, you're in Florida.
Or Texas
Or Tennessee
Or Louisiana
Or Oklahoma
Or Mississippi…
Just,,,,,DAMN!
Source: Am Florida man who has woken up naked in various public settings.
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Fact
Who shocked every neighbor out there.
In the sticks, you're unseen,
Suburban cops intervene,
While the city just shrugs to compare.
If you’re naked on the front porch and the neighbors start a bidding war for your ‘performance art,’ it’s California.
I’ve been in my dream house for 25 years. Last year a neighbor split their six acres, knocked down a beautiful forest and built a stupid house that I can see from every window and the yard
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(I still dress without closing curtains)
23 years ago I married a 22 year old. (Still married)
The neighbor would wait until his wife left for work, strip naked and do helicopters in the window.
I don’t think they ever called the police.
Well, who knows? It’s almost a crime to say that intersex people exist.
If you're naked on the front porch and your neighbor is also naked, but they call the cops on you anyway who then come and shoot the brown-skinned teenager next door, it's Florida.
True.
Purely hypothetical question...
would it not get cold in your dingaling