CASHIER: did you find everything you were looking for today? BONO: *deep breath* - ThreadSky

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thisone0verhere.bsky.social • 58 days ago

CASHIER: did you find everything you were looking for today?

BONO: *deep breath*

This could go two ways

Has anyone ever said no to this question? I did. Once. Response, “I guess we don’t carry that”. Gee, helpful 🙄

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Always trying to rub it in! Thanks Karen!

Cashier: still? Damn bro maybe we just don't carry it

"I have spoke with the tongue of angels
I have held the hand of a devil"

"Sir, this is a Dollar Store."

I once told a cashier ‘no, I was looking for inner peace’. They told me antacids were on aisle 4.

Everyone knows (or everyone that saw one specific episode of Conan knows) that he was actually looking for Boo-berry cereal.

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...ok that goes in the joke hall of Fame.

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