drank the water of life and this is what i saw - ThreadSky

marinadove.bsky.social • 85 days ago

drank the water of life and this is what i saw

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halalbitch.bsky.social•85 days ago

that last one almost guaranteed

marinadove.bsky.social•85 days ago

i’m like 99% convinced it already did and i just forgot

zyla.top•85 days ago

legit thought that last one had happened basically

marinadove.bsky.social•85 days ago

it may have its like the most plausible out of the entire list LMFAO

aguyuno.bsky.social•85 days ago

Hard disagree. The most plausible is Trump and Elon crashing out in like a month

zyla.top•85 days ago

disagree, elon is gonna be a good little boy for trump

zyla.top•85 days ago

elon knows trump actually WOULD cut his massive govt contracts if he gets out of hand

olivemoon.bsky.social•85 days ago

But he lacks the self awareness to gauge his own behaviour so he'll definitely piss him off even if trying not to

gliss.bsky.social•62 days ago

Vultures 3 will have Jay-Z on it as he slowly gets cancelled for his proximity to Diddy

roxierusalka.bsky.social•85 days ago

oh that Grimes album is absolutely happening

marinadove.bsky.social•85 days ago

it’ll be SLOP

roxierusalka.bsky.social•85 days ago

she’s been crowing inanity about robots for like a decade lmao

hroethgar.bsky.social•85 days ago

Several of these are disturbingly plausible and hasn’t he already done the last one?

marinadove.bsky.social•85 days ago

i actually have no idea he might have and i just didn’t pay attention 😂😂😂

hroethgar.bsky.social•85 days ago

He was definitely justifying some of his Nazi shit with black Israelite shit at one point.

marinadove.bsky.social•85 days ago

now THAT i believe

cantbeatmethough.bsky.social•85 days ago

lifebettergreen.bsky.social•85 days ago

Cursed visions, may a comet shoot by and shifts your dreams

averusfinch.bsky.social•85 days ago

it’s the kanye prediction for me

marinadove.bsky.social•85 days ago

it’s either that or nation of islam kanye but i don’t think that fits on a tshirt as easy

averusfinch.bsky.social•85 days ago

real
also
i can’t picture kanye in noi for the sole reason that he’d refuse to dress like everyone else 💀

riviera.bsky.social•84 days ago

I'm such a sucker but I think the impending grimes will be ideologically annoying but good

justhere4coffee.bsky.social•85 days ago

Mr Beast? Damn, and we thought things couldn't get any worse.

squeezypeach.bsky.social•85 days ago

i think hasan is making an OF but it's armpit pics 🤭

marinadove.bsky.social•85 days ago

considered putting that instead but that felt TOO real LMAO

boneriot.bsky.social•85 days ago

I'd need a big ol' popcorn bucket for the Yeezy Black Israelite merch drop.

olivemoon.bsky.social•85 days ago

Love that stavros is kind of for the girls lol

meumal9435.bsky.social•85 days ago

Honestly some of these could absolutely make it

katiemcvay.bsky.social•85 days ago

oh god these all feel too real

sonotserious.bsky.social•72 days ago

Bahahaha why is this list so ridiculous yet so plausible…

big-iron.bsky.social•85 days ago

These start out plausible and increase in likelihood to virtual certainly.

marinadove.bsky.social•85 days ago

he just got a divorce like the crash out is coming soon

big-iron.bsky.social•85 days ago

Yeah I'm not sure about the timeline, I think the Hasan OF and Stavvy getting a movie gig both happen late in the year, but I think the crash out happens by March and BLACK ISRAELITE drops by June

devinrenay.bsky.social•85 days ago

Seems more manifestations than predictions

gurahkweavile.bsky.social•80 days ago

This would be the funniest shit if it happened.

northernash.bsky.social•85 days ago

> chappel roan and sabrina carpenter kiss

i think i hauve covid

marinadove.bsky.social•85 days ago

award ceremonies need more lesbianism

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