everyone is a dom daddy until it’s time to pick a restaurant for dinner - ThreadSky

zerojokes.bsky.social • 87 days ago

everyone is a dom daddy until it’s time to pick a restaurant for dinner

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geewrong.bsky.social•86 days ago

The autism is good at choices as long as ADHD doesn’t take control of my brain!

ryanhg87.bsky.social•87 days ago

This post is me 😆

lejonahronah.bsky.social•87 days ago

see, i offer to let others pick, but i have a very specific restaurant in mind that i intend to gently guide you to. i want to cultivate participation but at no time suggest that they are ultimately deciding.

zerojokes.bsky.social•87 days ago

I like this approach

thatotherkween.bsky.social•87 days ago

This was too funny 🤣

cohete.bsky.social•87 days ago

“ok little bitch, get on your knees and tell me if you want pizza or mexican”

(best i could do. i don’t have a dom bone in my body… yet 😏)

joetheequeer.bsky.social•87 days ago

Would you like one?

zerojokes.bsky.social•87 days ago

good question

cohete.bsky.social•87 days ago

what name should i put on the plane ticket?

joetheequeer.bsky.social•87 days ago

🤭

haierld.bsky.social•87 days ago

That’s the only time I’m a dom daddy

silencingtrees.bsky.social•87 days ago

I feel seen

zerojokes.bsky.social•87 days ago

just pick one

silencingtrees.bsky.social•87 days ago

No, I'm the opposite of picky and anything will do

seanpaulmahoney.bsky.social•87 days ago

I’m sub until you let me pick the restaurant and the movie

zerojokes.bsky.social•87 days ago

we need more people like you

seanpaulmahoney.bsky.social•87 days ago

🙏 just doing my part

ubehole.bsky.social•86 days ago

I think this makes you a keystone species 🙂‍↕️ thank you for your service

seanpaulmahoney.bsky.social•86 days ago

🙏 ✨

fuzzerhop.bsky.social•87 days ago

I-

ineeedmoresleep.bsky.social•87 days ago

HEY! sometimes we’re just bisexual and can’t choose 😭

zerojokes.bsky.social•87 days ago

hmm all the bi people I know make great choices so try again

jds-1988.bsky.social•87 days ago

I have no problem picking a spot, I just like to see if the other person will pick the "correct" spot first 😈💅 #Brat

tampire.bsky.social•87 days ago

And somehow I know exactly what to pick 💚

brunoinma.bsky.social•87 days ago

jesus my anxiety just spiked at reading this.

zerojokes.bsky.social•87 days ago

apparently a lot of other people feel the same way

brunoinma.bsky.social•87 days ago

pinkponysub.bsky.social•87 days ago

I can’t ever pick bc I’ll spend the entire time worried it was what the other person was ok with 🥺

zerojokes.bsky.social•87 days ago

I believe you’ll make a good choice

localmixedboy.bsky.social•87 days ago

But why is this trueeee

paulkkav.bsky.social•87 days ago

Not my gluten free ass. I’m always like we just go here bc it has gluten free options

zerojokes.bsky.social•87 days ago

diet restriction divas understand

benjiarmishaw.bsky.social•87 days ago

tea

philosophycry.bsky.social•87 days ago

Chilis all day everyday

lucasknorr.com•87 days ago

Chili’s you say? 😍

philosophycry.bsky.social•87 days ago

Our first date will be there

zerojokes.bsky.social•87 days ago

hmmmm are you sure?

philosophycry.bsky.social•87 days ago

Jamie if you ain’t rocking with a queso skillet and chips then what is you doing

zerojokes.bsky.social•87 days ago

all you need is a block of cheese, a jalapeño, and some sodium citrate to have your own queso skillet party at home!

philosophycry.bsky.social•87 days ago

You know what you’re so real for thus! You just gave me another reason to stay in the house!

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