THANK YOU ANONYMOUS TIPSTER I HAVE THE GEORGE SANTOS INDICTMENT. It's wild: Count One: Improper Use of Woodsy Owl To Promote Sale of Pornography In Violation of 16 U.S. Code Section 580p-3 /1 - ThreadSky

kenwhite.bsky.social • 666 days ago

THANK YOU ANONYMOUS TIPSTER I HAVE THE GEORGE SANTOS INDICTMENT. It's wild:

Count One: Improper Use of Woodsy Owl To Promote Sale of Pornography In Violation of 16 U.S. Code Section 580p-3

/1

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falconryfinance.bsky.social•666 days ago

My birds were sources on this one

tiffanyclay.dev•666 days ago

Dammit, pope!

askaubry.com•666 days ago

This is why I follow you, for the juicy juice.

timfullerton.bsky.social•666 days ago

The wild thing here is that I know you’re joking, but because it’s Santos, it took me a second.

kenwhite.bsky.social•666 days ago

/2 Count Two: False Statement to Federal Agent in violation of 18 USC 1001, for yelling "I'm not home" when FBI agent knocked on his door

kenwhite.bsky.social•666 days ago

/3 Count Three: TikTokking himself sitting on pigeons in violation of 18 USC 48

turnerjoy.bsky.social•666 days ago

You want to talk bird law? Pigeons do not have much protection due to being non-migratory

kenwhite.bsky.social•666 days ago

/4 Count Four: Purporting to sell pieces of the Liberty Bell to Republican voters through direct mail advertising in violation of 18 USC 1341

numb.comfortab.ly•666 days ago

We need to bring @CrimeADay from Twitter here.

2xaught7.bsky.social•666 days ago

Let me know when we get to the "Fire in the Theatre" count. KIDDING.

jimdigriz.bsky.social•666 days ago

They’re going to have a hard time convincing me that’s “in or affecting interstate commerce.”

jimdigriz.bsky.social•666 days ago

Define “improper”

kilroy.bluecanary.dev•666 days ago

I legitimately can't tell if this is real or not

swilua.bsky.social•666 days ago

Satire is dead

coachfinstock.bsky.social•666 days ago

piedpiper.bsky.social•666 days ago

I’m so happy to see you here, I might replace Ron LeFlame

jason.mischievous.org•666 days ago

You kill me "Woodsy Owl" is actually in the federal code...
https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/16/580p

jess.red•666 days ago

me, unsure if george santos is that wild or if bsky has enabled popehat to reach another level or legal shitposting

kevinmkruse.bsky.social•666 days ago

(Ice T voice) Kids are getting messed up on spiked Sunny D and dressing up like Woodsy Owl and jousting with lacrosse sticks. They call it a Hobo Hootenanny.

whysharksmatter.bsky.social•666 days ago

Santos’ whole story is a fascinating example of Poe’s law 😂

annsmiley.bsky.social•666 days ago

Give a hoot, look at these boobs

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