No Xmas allowed in my family until the Friday after thanksgiving! Friday morning I pull out my 7 record collection of Firestone Presents Xmas (it took me years to find them all) it hits the turn table, the eggnog comes out & the tree goes up! The eggnog at this point is 2 years old & deadly.
Got it. So you're open to turkeys on the dole. Every year the president personally authorizes the addition of two more turkeys to the welfare rolls and taxpayers have to pay. What have they done to earn it and when will it end?
Any man who goes about with Merry Christmas on his lips before Black Friday should be boiled in his own pudding and buried with a stake of holly through his heart.
Every year, people want to start the War on Christmas early. Listen, my helmet isn't getting its new tinsel 'till after I finish my third helping of stuffing. Stop the War on Thanksgiving.
Christmas has a right to defend itself against Halloween but it can not occupy and colonize October no matter what Jack Skellington does to provoke it.
I put out my snowman lollipop lights yesterday along with my penguin, Santa, and Christmas Bluey inflatables. Tomorrow I get out the Christmas lobster, narwhal and then start on the main lights.
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