Mysterious New Jersey Drones Revealed To Be Part of Secret Study By United States Department of Spray Tans, Velour Sweatpants, and Human Misery - ThreadSky

kenwhite.bsky.social • 75 days ago

Mysterious New Jersey Drones Revealed To Be Part of Secret Study By United States Department of Spray Tans, Velour Sweatpants, and Human Misery

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stevierea.bsky.social•75 days ago

“Spray Tans, Velour Sweatpants, and Human Misery” is the new “Gym, Tan, Laundry”

cppilgram.bsky.social•75 days ago

Oh great who is trump nominating for THAT cabinet spot?

nolomk.bsky.social•75 days ago

That makes a heck of a NLA (nine letter acronym)

leftxtobetterskies.bsky.social•75 days ago

100% this is amazon testing out drones.

porgus.bsky.social•75 days ago

Every day this goddamn drone flies over my house, waking me up and selling my pornhub data to China.

porgus.bsky.social•74 days ago

Winning a great cultural victory for the US by introducing the CCP to The Good Shit.

secballoondogs.bsky.social•74 days ago

I like to imagine the Chinese worker who has to review my pornhub data…

goodrun43.bsky.social•75 days ago

doomervon.bsky.social•75 days ago

Fuhgeddabout it.

No, really, fuhgeddabout it.

You didn't see nothin'

vieuxmattyk.bsky.social•75 days ago

“Mars needs Taylor Ham!”

gr8philly.bsky.social•74 days ago

Taylor Pork roll is the call in Philly.
Requesting Scrapple🖐️

bluefrommagioh.bsky.social•75 days ago

aka The Housewives of Mar-a-Lager.

dougishere.bsky.social•75 days ago

I miss Patrick. He would have had so much more fun.

anthonymkreis.bsky.social•75 days ago

I’m surprised my cousins haven’t downed any yet.

musicadamt.bsky.social•75 days ago

They'll catch them when they land at a Wawa to get gas.

katchoo.bsky.social•75 days ago

Especially since they have to wait for an attendant to pump the gas

skypnw.bsky.social•75 days ago

So much dipshittery in the GOP

blueneckfromph.bsky.social•75 days ago

Is that from Star Wars? WTAF is wrong with these people?

charlescolee.bsky.social•75 days ago

I'll tell you what's really scary. It's not how incredibly stupid Doug Mastriano is - that's an absolute given. It's how incredibly stupid he believes MAGA cultists are. And, sadly, the fact that he's RIGHT.

linuxrebel.org•75 days ago

This pic was posted in Reddit a year ago,

https://old.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/11d5evg/someone_has_ordered_a_tie_fighter/

matt-lennon.bsky.social•75 days ago

The Biden Administration has been completely silent on how many of these drones are trans or entered the country illegally. Shameful disregard for public safety.

oneredfox.bsky.social•75 days ago

aka Operation Situation

crashdive625.bsky.social•75 days ago

So, Donnie is behind this?

cjlemontea.bsky.social•75 days ago

“Well they, blew up the drone man in Trenton last night”

phertz.bsky.social•75 days ago

Guido surveillance

lizzywednesday.bsky.social•75 days ago

Listen, that describes a very small subset of New Jerseyans who emigrated to Hudson County from Staten Island, NY.

Those drones fell off a truck, you didn't see anything, and I might know a guy who knows a guy, IYKWIM.

paulrcoen.bsky.social•75 days ago

I live in NJ, but I'm not from here. It's hard not to notice that the state has an unbelievably bad case of main character syndrome, almost like it's overcompensating. At times, it really stands out. This is one of those times.