Since my fursona is consistently more popular than I am, I figure I should share the Original Mattie Post here - ThreadSky

cryptotheism.bsky.social • 9 days ago

Since my fursona is consistently more popular than I am, I figure I should share the Original Mattie Post here

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adalore.bsky.social•9 days ago

absolutely a 10/10 fursona. Can confirm as someone who works in the furry extractive heavy industries.

cryptotheism.bsky.social•9 days ago

This doesn't even cover that he functions on cartoon logic

adalore.bsky.social•9 days ago

I have seen some of the posts about that on tumblr. It's just a good schtick.

cryptotheism.bsky.social•9 days ago

Ft. The art made by @/crypt-keep on tumblr, which is my personal favorite

cryptotheism.bsky.social•9 days ago

Critical information on how he works by cartoon logic

mountainkemono.bsky.social•9 days ago

@bunnymothmartyr.bsky.social i hope you don't mind me occasionally pinging you, but I keep finding stuff I think u might fw

bunnymothmartyr.bsky.social•8 days ago

Ohh

imogen.alcove.sh•8 days ago

MATTIIEEEEEE

jayisblue.bsky.social•9 days ago

he's everything to me

florazheyinglet.bsky.social•9 days ago

📌

whilomm.bsky.social•8 days ago

can mattie die from his looney toons anti-kink field so long as its funny or is he like. immune to any perma death scenarios.

whilomm.bsky.social•8 days ago

Also. Hm. experiment: put mattie in a fetish scenario with an observer having a fetish for the intended outcome, record the way his cartoon logic sidesteps it, then find someone with a fetish for that result and repeat the scenario with BOTH observers to see the new outcome.

whilomm.bsky.social•8 days ago

Repeat, adding new observers who possess the fetish of the previous outcome each time, seeing how many outcomes and observers you can have before things get strange as his cartoon logic struggles to not satisfy anyone in the room. Im imagining a sort of operating theatre setup.

whilomm.bsky.social•8 days ago

Eventually someone with a fetish for experimentation is accidentally introduced, causing the entire observation theatre to suffer a catastrophic collapse, killing everyone involved in the experiment aside from mattie, who is left standing perfectly safe among the ruins buster keaton style

cryptotheism.bsky.social•8 days ago

I think at a certain point, the whole experiment would collape. Like there would be an earthquake. He cannot be permanently harmed.

serene117.bsky.social•8 days ago

You have an adorable walking disaster of an OC.

cryptotheism.bsky.social•8 days ago

He is so special to me

serene117.bsky.social•8 days ago

He’s Perfect!! He’s like a cartoon who tries to Be Taken Seriously!

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