You haven't heard???!!! The lunatics believe that the national test of the emergency alert system (scheduled for this afternoon) is really the trigger that will release Marburg (or is it Ebola?) (or is it both and then some) from the COVID vaccine we all received. Killing us all!!!!
But if you just turn your phone off ... or wrap it in foil ... or perform an exorcism on it ... or do the hokey-pokey and turn yourself around ... you'll be just fine.
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But yeah. I'm all caught up. Zombies or ebola or pink noise overdose or whatever the hell.