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fredwords.bsky.social
Writer. Koala skeptic. Free parking.
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my gym rat son had a "nightmare" about running out of pre-workout how's your day going

submitted 465 days ago • 1 comment

What flavor of potato chips goes with a Reuben? No pressure at all, I'm only ordering about one minute from now.

submitted 465 days ago • 0 comments

I can't decide if Bluesky is that old boot that fits just right, or if it's my methadone clinic for quitting Twitter cold turkey. I'll let you know.

submitted 465 days ago • 0 comments

my best guess is a vampire fell asleep on it last night

submitted 466 days ago • 16 comments

The UK National Lottery just wrote to tell me that my email is a winner. Please clap.

submitted 466 days ago • 0 comments

My short story "Small Wonders" was published over at Underside Stories yesterday. Please give it a look. Oh, and, here comes the hashtags. #shortstory #magicalrealism #darkfantasy #newweird #writingcommunity #readingcommunity

submitted 520 days ago • 2 comments

I have five Bluesky invite codes if anyone here needs one

submitted 466 days ago • 0 comments

Ugh, Godzilla Minus One is so good

submitted 468 days ago • 0 comments

Can any of you name a film that is more of a tonal mismatch with its trailer than The Holdovers? I cannot.

submitted 468 days ago • 0 comments

Hello, and I think I mean it this time.

submitted 468 days ago • 0 comments

I haven’t forgotten you Bluesguy. Not entirely. 😅

submitted 515 days ago • 0 comments

My short story "Small Wonders" was published over at Underside Stories yesterday. Please give it a look. Oh, and, here comes the hashtags. #shortstory #magicalrealism #darkfantasy #newweird #writingcommunity #readingcommunity

submitted 520 days ago • 2 comments

I'm not as worried about building up a Bluesky follower count as I am a *following count*. I feel like I've put together a reliable, credible, and level-headed news feed over at T-ville. Starting from scratch and doing that all over again is going to be a pain.

submitted 529 days ago • 0 comments

Tell me the truth. If you went to the liquor store to buy sherry, could you find it without asking for help ?

submitted 531 days ago • 1 comment

And...last night we tried the Winnie the Pooh horror film. We're 0 for 2.

submitted 531 days ago • 0 comments

Trying to kill a spider with hairspray. Right now, he's still alive, and his hair looks outstanding.

submitted 532 days ago • 0 comments

Meg 2 was such a mess I'm not sure if I could explain. I'm talking "emailed the wrong file to the distributor" level of mess.

submitted 532 days ago • 1 comment

Alright, why do I loathe the term "creatives?" As in, "Hey creatives, let us know what you're working on this weekend!" It's never meant as an insult and there's no one out there I dislike who's ruined it for me. What gives?

submitted 534 days ago • 1 comment

Ok, so I went the way of the marmoset this morning. I'll be damn, I think it worked. Will confirm.

submitted 534 days ago • 0 comments

Oxford comma: I had eggs, toast, and orange juice. University of Phoenix comma: I had, eggs toas,t and, orange juice,

submitted 568 days ago • 6 comments