Dear manager:
1) wore the bottoms of my trousers rolled
2) parted my hair behind
3) dared to eat a peach
4) heard the mermaids singing each to each
5) do not think that they will sing to me
Reposted from Joseph Rezek
Dear manager:
1. It was a dreary November in my soul
2. I enjoyed my bridegroom clasp with the stoic harpooner
3. I squeezed the sperm with my co-laborers all morning long
4. My boss went down with the ship like Satan
5. I only escaped alone to tell thee

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