"study shows" is fuckin brutal lmao "yeah we ran the numbers and the science is settled: people find you moist and offputting" - ThreadSky

wizardcubes.bsky.social • 1 day ago

"study shows" is fuckin brutal lmao "yeah we ran the numbers and the science is settled: people find you moist and offputting"

Reposted from Genial Black Man

Dressing like a mid-aughts fuccboi didn't endear him to people? GET outta here!

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docshartman.bsky.social•9 hours ago

I really think this might've panned out different if zuck had pushed harder to make the octagon fight happen

xxiainxx.bsky.social•1 day ago

Imagine being less popular than the guy doing a coup

shodaiswife.bsky.social•1 day ago

tried to make himself look like the child of russell brand and woody allen and yet nobody liked it??

drdickhooverjr.bsky.social•1 day ago

i didn't even know he had a makeover

uneasywriter.bsky.social•7 hours ago

He let his hair grow out of that weird Roman Empire cut and put layers over his little boy tight tees. He did look better, but he’s still him and so still sucks.

smollusk.bsky.social•9 hours ago

Personally I find him damp and disquieting

sanitarynaptime.bsky.social•1 day ago

Boffins agree, this man is insufferable

wizardcubes.bsky.social•1 day ago

just ask this scientician

drjazztehara.bsky.social•1 day ago

I just spat tea at this.

wizardcubes.bsky.social•7 hours ago

here's my soundcloud etc

mostafaesam.bsky.social•1 hour ago

Hi Jamie 👋
Sorry for replying here, but we are almost drowning, so I need your help by quoting my last pinned post🙏❤️‍🩹

blobbydreadnought.bsky.social•1 day ago

Showing a bunch of lab mice the meta sunglasses pictures which they immediately attack or run away from, guys in lab coats writing on clipboards

peskysplinter.bsky.social•8 hours ago

"All the data indicates they think you're some kind of disgusting worm man."

drmccoy.dmchome.de•8 hours ago

Literally a Portal quote: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yy3dIicSI_0

analdank.bsky.social•8 hours ago

wonder if he's regretting putting all that money into AI now that GLaDOS is dunking on him

rueshine.bsky.social•1 day ago

This is when we find out the study wasn't even about Zuckerberg. Like the incel Richard Dawkins.

a2koc.bsky.social•3 hours ago

“Moist” is such a devastating put down, especially for someone like him, I withered into a corn cob just from reading it second hand

bonsaitreehouse.bsky.social•8 hours ago

Here’s this weeks ‘What’s Hot & What’s Not’ issue.

“Am I hot?”

You are NOT.

davidkane135.bsky.social•8 hours ago

He’s always scumbag. He sold out his friend decades ago

lexibee69.bsky.social•9 hours ago

Study shows is my new fav, along with "survey says"

batlock666.bsky.social•3 hours ago

Really?

aldurarising.bsky.social•8 hours ago

The data is in: you suck bro lol

goatfellboy.bsky.social•8 hours ago

“We ran the numbers and proved you are intrinsically Lame, with a 99.99% confidence”

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