Me at 9am this morning: no idea who Tim Waltz is. Me at 6pm: "OH MY GOD WHO IS THIS FOUNTAIN OF ALL THAT IS GOOD AND WHOLESOME HIS TURKEY JOKE WAS SUCH CLASSIC WALTZ HE INVENTED 'BEYONCE DAY' AND SIGNED THE PAPERWORK ON A ROAD NAMED AFTER PRINCE IN PURPLE INK THE WORLD MUST PROTECT SWEET TIM WALTZ" - ThreadSky

mscaitlinmoran.bsky.social • 208 days ago

Me at 9am this morning: no idea who Tim Waltz is.
Me at 6pm: "OH MY GOD WHO IS THIS FOUNTAIN OF ALL THAT IS GOOD AND WHOLESOME HIS TURKEY JOKE WAS SUCH CLASSIC WALTZ HE INVENTED 'BEYONCE DAY' AND SIGNED THE PAPERWORK ON A ROAD NAMED AFTER PRINCE IN PURPLE INK THE WORLD MUST PROTECT SWEET TIM WALTZ"

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pjwm.bsky.social•208 days ago

Tim Walz just needs you to know that you tried your best and that he's proud of ya, buddy.
Also, milkshakes.

pjwm.bsky.social•208 days ago

Tim Walz just punched you in the arm and said, "Good job Champ". It didn't hurt, but you did feel like a big boy when it happened.

mscaitlinmoran.bsky.social•208 days ago

*cries* I KNOW TIM WOULD VALIDATE ME

pjwm.bsky.social•208 days ago

Tim Walz just told you he knew that boy was no good and you deserve so much better as you sob into his cardigan.
He has an actual cloth handkerchief up his sleeve.

sorien.bsky.social•208 days ago

And now you know why a lot of us in MN are sad to lose OUR Gov!

But Peggy will pick op the slack, and he'll help fix the US overall.

Hope is everything.

jamineyc.bsky.social•208 days ago

He seems normal, and that's not perjorative, in this day and age it's a positive relief.

wicknebster.bsky.social•208 days ago

He looks like he’d be happy to dress as an elf on the White House Christmas card too

bob-nc.bsky.social•208 days ago

Next up: Dropping the "T" from his name

Walz 😀

(I swear, just a joke)

littleangus.bsky.social•208 days ago

I figure she's using
the British spelling?

deftestleftist.bsky.social•208 days ago

So I’m not the only fan who this afternoon learned that it’s neither spelled nor pronounced Waltz! No “T” in either one, apparently.

pjwm.bsky.social•208 days ago

Tim Walz just saw you misspelling his name, ruffled your hair and said "no problem kiddo".
You now have a lollipop.

gaynotgoy.bsky.social•208 days ago

Did you log in to Bsky for the first time in six months just to post this?

pjwm.bsky.social•208 days ago

I did.

chrisb2.bsky.social•208 days ago

he had his high school class analyze the conditions that led to genocide and make a guess on which company might go next and they CORRECTLY PREDICTED THE RWANDAN GENOCIDE

menachembenegon.bsky.social•208 days ago

Just FYI, "Walz" is the presumptive democratic VP nominee.

"Waltz" is a German ballroom & folk dance that was first noted around 1750.

Waltz is also Christopher Waltz, who appeared as Ernst Stavro Blofeld in the James Bond films Spectre (2015) and No Time to Die (2021).

joegordon.bsky.social•208 days ago

Is that guy Christopher? I had him as Christophe. Or did autocorrect strike again?

There’s an old rule that no reply correcting a typo can itself be free of typoes so I better just potatoe now

menachembenegon.bsky.social•208 days ago

Christoph Waltz.

We were both wrong. 🤷‍♂️

joegordon.bsky.social•208 days ago

Yep. Started brainstorming upcoming memes and slogans. Walz like an Egyptian. I would Walz 500 Miles (I’m Gonna Be)
Walz Hard (Dewey Cox story).

menachembenegon.bsky.social•208 days ago

https://youtu.be/sDHIx-MUdvc?feature=shared

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