Gonna do the Alt Text description of the penguin mouth - ThreadSky

mscaitlinmoran.bsky.social • 106 days ago

Gonna do the Alt Text description of the penguin mouth

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havecakewilleat.bsky.social•106 days ago

Ok I’m properly scared of Pingu now! 🐧

silverpebble2.bsky.social•105 days ago

Holy sheet on a tiny little pony. Adorable ice dodo on the streets, tiny chaotically snaggle-toothed Alien fever dream down the red lane run away immediately lest it haunt your dreams oh god.

syncarid.bsky.social•105 days ago

Dragonfly fly larvae. The Freddie Kruger of ponds.

syncarid.bsky.social•105 days ago

The mouth shoots out like Alien.

2di2d.bsky.social•106 days ago

Doesn’t fit with their cute little tuxedos

johnsonofrobin.bsky.social•105 days ago

This explains the way penguins walk/waddle, intimate oral interplay and consequences...

lynnegraham.bsky.social•106 days ago

Well that ensures I never do the “feed the penguins” activity at the zoo!

mirwb.bsky.social•105 days ago

It's already been pointed out, but it's not a penguin - it's a leatherback mouth: https://www.oceanactionhub.org/leatherback-turtle-mouth/

hugh-manatee.bsky.social•106 days ago

That's what we are here for...

joemdwdh.bsky.social•105 days ago

Wasn’t she on Married at first sight?

cqinthecloud.bsky.social•106 days ago

Pure terror

mads0701.bsky.social•106 days ago

‘Center of a militarized fig’ is the perfect description

emsyv.bsky.social•106 days ago

I just chortled loudly, in a hospital waiting room. Inappropriate atmosphere as such! The Militarised Fig is not going to be bettered. Thx CM

brainyfrainy.bsky.social•106 days ago

Oh my goodness. I'm imagining Alien 4 with penguins. Alien Regurgitation maybe

ornamentalperil.bsky.social•106 days ago

Not sure that they'd be my 6yos fav animal if he saw this...

msmon.bsky.social•105 days ago

This is a PENGUIN MOUTH?? Surely not!?

krisvoakes.bsky.social•106 days ago

It's the Iron Throne from Game of Thrones but in mouth form.

tuesdaydreams.bsky.social•106 days ago

Why is it so shark-like? Penguins are stealth little monsters aren’t they?

daveyhulahoops.bsky.social•105 days ago

That's a one way street

kyprianna.bsky.social•105 days ago

Lol. So doing the Alt Text is a thing now. There seems to be a theme.

neilgibbons.bsky.social•106 days ago

Well that's horrible

blueskybar.bsky.social•105 days ago

Except that that's the inside of a leatherback turtle's mouth.

genghis11.bsky.social•105 days ago

Why am i thinking Nigel Farage?

gingertotty.bsky.social•106 days ago

ARGHHHHHHHH THE SARLACC

graveneycl.bsky.social•106 days ago

A touch of sandworm about it.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sandworm_(Dune)

anamca.bsky.social•105 days ago

“militaryised fig” 😂👌

philbloomfield.bsky.social•106 days ago

"...Winston, if you want a picture of the future, imagine a penguin's mouth on a human face — forever...etc"

princessknicks.bsky.social•101 days ago

With all the enjoyment in the world…but for the people who need alt text, you’re referencing a lot of visuals!

frankshallot.bsky.social•106 days ago

artbyalibi.bsky.social•106 days ago

That is gross!!

afahynes.bsky.social•106 days ago

Oh my god

sierramac.bsky.social•105 days ago

Love how you managed to shoehorn another Starwars reference in after your brilliant Harrison Ford description!

willgoose.bsky.social•106 days ago

Thanks for forever ruining Pingu. I’ve added my own

perfumeaddict.bsky.social•106 days ago

Who knew they were hiding this monstrosity all this time?!?!?

ronnytodgers.bsky.social•105 days ago

If you’re a fish, that is an unrelenting one way street

ronnytodgers.bsky.social•105 days ago

Why the fuck did that insert a link to a non existent website?!

patchiesteve.bsky.social•105 days ago

Wow. how long will it take him to brush his teeth?

profkevinmills.bsky.social•105 days ago

It's not a penguin, it's a sea turtle

annahough.bsky.social•106 days ago

With some Pennywise from IT mixed in

sjeast.bsky.social•105 days ago

I had no idea ! That’s horrific

gregstewart.bsky.social•106 days ago

The metadata is strong with this one.

justjohnny1882.bsky.social•104 days ago

@quintelex.bsky.social one for you. 🐧

dannym3000.bsky.social•106 days ago

Top ALT-ing!

tamar1970.bsky.social•106 days ago

Wow! Wasn’t expecting that many teeth! Making me think how I should approach a penguin, next time I see one. Don’t upset the penguin.

adamjschwarz.bsky.social•106 days ago

Penguin dentists must be loaded.

rhinomni.bsky.social•106 days ago

Or they faint every time the awful dead fish smell hits they noses!

groverxv.bsky.social•106 days ago

Hygienist - did you brush you teeth before this appointment?

Pingu - yes, of course

H - been flossing?

P - yes

H - Christ, what do you eat? Smells like a sardine cannery in there ...

P

groverxv.bsky.social•106 days ago

Even though I mentioned him myself, it is lore/law that all mentions of Pingu must be followed by the sharing of Lee Hardcastle's penguinian opus genius "Thingu"

Brace yourself. Don't show the kids.

https://youtu.be/udjoXfrHpcU?si=ubPwKcDfpn_zbgEA

lelrn.bsky.social•105 days ago

Wowsers! Love it 😅

groverxv.bsky.social•105 days ago

It is a classic of the genre

honourmcmillan.bsky.social•106 days ago

Lolol

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