if panera sold side lemonade with 350mg of melatonin that you got with the 400 mg caffeine lemonade you could drink both (different flavors natch) and it would come out to a net 50mg caffeine intake—basically one cup of coffee
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Another impossible burn, how do you do it? It’s like I’m 12 again and the big kids are making fun of me monosyllabically and actual meaning and logic no longer apply?
No, that’s true. I just wondered if you knew something I didn’t about the differences between serotonin and and adenosine systems in human brains, or about the differences in distribution of oral melatonin and caffeine to the brain. Honestly, I might have missed a paper somewhere.
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Good guess tho. Extra points for snark.