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Before we get too far past the super bowl (eagles won btw) I want to record for future historians that the Chiefs made a web series staring Pete Holmes about him and Holly Peete trying to find a third “Pete” to watch the team three-peat. This dynasty deserves to die. youtu.be/_027x-xqqdU?...

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If the nazi pedophile party remains in power for very long I might have to go down doing some kind of inglorious bastards. Watch this space.

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very true and very brave

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i am becoming a specific kind of a crank, a really irritating kind...i think if you have a "podcast" that's a video of 2+ people having a conversation, what you actually have is a "talk show"

submitted 3 days ago • 8 comments

the worst possible position to be in to stop this play, I’m crying. Thank you Andy Reid.

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The dog shit is the way. If you’re caught you can just say you thought it was a dumpster. No court will convict you.

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I’m back at work for the first time since the Super Bowl and going to the parade and this is how I look to everyone who asks how I’m doing

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Yesterday I was on a plane and the flight attendant ended her announcement with “what a blessing it is to land safely at your destination in today’s climate.” That used to be included in the ticket price!!!

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For some reason, while we waited, people would hand this little girl cans and she would chuck them back at the crowd. Not all the cans were empty. But everyone thought this was great. Heckuvan arm for a toddler.

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

never a doubt btw

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Banger @ej-smith.bsky.social

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they could never make me hate you queen

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so fucking sick. I love my cyborg quarterback.

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Other people: Just enjoy winning the Super Bowl. Me: Going through my enemies list like Richard Nixon.

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I’ll always root for a Philly sports team so I can see a video of fans crowd surfing an entire intact human skeleton

submitted 14 days ago • 4 comments

get Philly Elmo a ring

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✅

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“I’m gettin’ drunk.” - CJGJ on what he’s going to do if the Eagles win the Super Bowl

submitted 18 days ago • 11 comments

I’m losing my mind this feels like a dream

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we got them greasing poles in nawlins this is going to be a bloodbath

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Theo Von saying "PREACH" to a video of Bernie saying Trump's plan for Gaza is unspeakably evil is pissing me off so much. This fucking idiot was sucking off Trump less than a few weeks ago

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This put me in such a good mood this morning. Great article @dhm.bsky.social great rip @papapishu.bsky.social great song. Whips the shit out of the Super Bowl shuffle in my opinion and when the camera pans to Andre Waters looking like this I genuinely laughed out loud.

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Pleased to announce that I helped Dan and Defector archive this tape: Buddy's Watchin' You, the greatest track the Philadelphia Eagles ever cut, now in shockingly high fidelity. Also includes a making-of! Go birds.

submitted 16 days ago • 13 comments

these guys love self-medicating at petco huh

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New — The National Center for Missing & Exploited Children (NCMEC) was told this week by DOJ that they'd lose their funding if the org didn't remove any mentions of LGBTQIA+ issues from their public materials, I've learned. Staff were told they need to deadname trans kids in their reports to comply.

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Donald Trump is trying to shut down the National Centre for Missing and Exploited Children. This will lead to mass child abuse on an unprecedented scale. This would be the single biggest move to directly help pedophiles that any President has ever done in US history

submitted 17 days ago • 46 comments

🙏 be’ezrat hashem 🙏 www.the-sun.com/sport/134710...

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Don’t tell Elon but you can still order free covid tests from USPS. I just got some because my wife caught it this week. Get em now before a zoomer programmer redirects the post office URL to stamps dot com! special.usps.com/testkits

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

when your mom goes to Marshall’s and gets two of the same exact fleece for you and your brother

submitted 20 days ago • 1 comment

Waking up to see the Lakers traded for Luka

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