Well if we run out of toilet paper again we can wipe our asses with the NYT and the Washington post - ThreadSky

kimmysunshine.bsky.social • 30 days ago

Well if we run out of toilet paper again we can wipe our asses with the NYT and the Washington post

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frankjg77.bsky.social•30 days ago

And let's not forget the LA Times. Fuck them too!

theicepirates.bsky.social•29 days ago

Watch out for paper cuts!

angelalalala.bsky.social•29 days ago

Those two will go in the cat litter box

jimmycraig42.bsky.social•30 days ago

I dont know about you, but i treat my ass with a bit more respect than that 😉

kimmysunshine.bsky.social•30 days ago

😁😁

thekasey.bsky.social•29 days ago

Or let puppies pee on them or feral cats can use them to make their huts warmer or…

shevitzsays.bsky.social•30 days ago

Which, coincidentally enough, is cheaper than eggs and toilet paper combined. *plz don’t check my work

kimmysunshine.bsky.social•30 days ago

😁😁😁😁😁

retirednetworker.bsky.social•30 days ago

Using those papers would be redundant.

equalityhawks.bsky.social•29 days ago

The way they covered Biden and Harris I started buying two big packages from Costco every time I go shopping. And I started canning again. My grandma lived through the depression. I was reminded of it anytime I acted like a spoiled brat. I remember all her stories.

kimmysunshine.bsky.social•29 days ago

I was just talking about canning yesterday. My ggm canned too and they also cured meats. Can I start small? I have the tendency to start hobbies and abandon them but this is different. We are in for it I’m afraid

crystalmariepa5.bsky.social•29 days ago

I prefer the WSJ, smaller typeset and more numbers means less diaper rash

turntopagex.bsky.social•29 days ago

That paywall is everywhere though. Might have to just use medical bills.

desertdogster.bsky.social•29 days ago

Why wait?

waldoroadglide.bsky.social•30 days ago

I'm using American flags

stephscythes.bsky.social•29 days ago

But don't buy them; steal them!

kimmysunshine.bsky.social•29 days ago

Love the energy

olafrotkohl.bsky.social•30 days ago

Let’s hope Bezos puts his picture on the masthead.

ncalcote.bsky.social•29 days ago

Ew, I’m not putting that filth on my ass

jacquesriverain.bsky.social•30 days ago

They might end up wiping more shite back onto everyone!

justmyopinionok.bsky.social•30 days ago

Here’s my new toilet paper

melinda4u.bsky.social•29 days ago

No shit

reinheimerwehrle.bsky.social•30 days ago

and the US Constitution, since it's a few bad Supreme Court decisions from becoming irrelevant.

sr71-pandaworks.bsky.social•30 days ago

Last time I ran out of toilet paper, I had to start using old newspapers. Times were rough.

genxrants.bsky.social•30 days ago

Oh, I already got that figured out when the time comes. I bought a case of printer paper and printed 2500 pictures of musks face and 2500 pictures of trumps face. That’s what I intend to wipe my ass with.

kimmysunshine.bsky.social•30 days ago

Perfect 😂😂