BREAKING: Sec. Hegseth is repeatedly posting the nuclear launch codes in Pewdiepie's Twitch stream chat. He's a sub, so the mods tried limiting him to emotes-only, but he had emotes with numbers in them ready to go. He's not giving up.
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It falls under the repeated visual stimulus theory of neuroscience. After a while, the brain doesn't process the visual any longer. I literally don't see him.
Did you pick Pewdiepie because he's who an out of touch GenXer would think of as a big streamer, and because he's brushed up against the alt-reich more than once?
when i try to read what dui hire whiskey breath happy hour hegseth posted i just get notices to karaoke night for trump administration. not cool. not cool at all. i tried to unsub but keep getting reinvented by pete. it’s like he blacks out and doesn’t remember.
❗️sick of this shit?? 5 days to April 1st - 2x congressional elections in Florida’s 1st and 6th - go support the non MAGA candidate- you don’t need to live there to support- spread the word❗️
I feel sorry for you (actually I don't) if you can't appreciate how challenging it can be to discern sarcasm in the written word posted by total strangers, especially in a climate of extreme division.
It would’ve been a more fun conversation if it was Snapchat instead of Signal. I want boozie photos of Pete, JD with his couch, and Tulsi with her arm in a trash can looking for the brown bag of cash.
I mean, XQC got kicked out of OWL for "Using official twitch emotes in a racially insensitive manner", so I wouldn't underestimate the ingenuity of jerks on Twitch.
'Sup chat, who we bombing next week? Smash that subscribe button, and give us a follow. Poll in the chat, and if we get 40k votes in the next 30min, we'll invade Greenland on top of the bombing". #yolo #nationaldefense 😆🤩☠️🇺🇲💣🤯🇬🇱
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Very frustrating.
Wasn't worth it for bragging rights. 😏
Unlike the red shiny tip of your penis, which may need a doctor.
"in a War Thunder streamers chat" may have been more believable but less relatable. :)
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