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gonebabygone.bsky.social
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61 days ago
If Nosferatu came to my house I’d destroy him by pointing out the contradictions in his ideology
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krebleck.bsky.social
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61 days ago
Don’t invite him in
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ooheyeooh.bsky.social
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61 days ago
DEBATE him in the MARKETPLACE OF IDEAS
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ooheyeooh.bsky.social
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61 days ago
Someone already made this joke. Under copyright laws in said marketplace I must withdraw my comment
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spikeghost.bsky.social
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60 days ago
Knowing how weird vanpire folklore gets it might just work... either that or drop a fistful of rice in front of him.
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frankbannister.bsky.social
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61 days ago
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saddestrobots.bsky.social
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61 days ago
when you enter my bedroom you're entering the marketplace of ideas, baby
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11thjeff.bsky.social
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56 days ago
Can't even Count right
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schmendimite.bsky.social
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61 days ago
pierced through the undead heart by the wooden stake of logic
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matte-gender.bsky.social
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61 days ago
if nosferatu came to my house, i’d yell at him and tell him how he’s a bad person, like an adult
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derek.bsky.social
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60 days ago
I just use a ridiculous amount of garlic. Not just because I like it, I just don’t want any vampire in my house.
I happen to like it a lot though too. Garlic rules.
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constancewearing.bsky.social
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60 days ago
🤣
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apphouse50.bsky.social
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60 days ago
Hah! I'm sure he'd be all ears!
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alexashpool.bsky.social
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61 days ago
Who is the left's Nosferatu?
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paulmbowes.bsky.social
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61 days ago
Somebody needs to run down this winning strategy for the Dems re: MAGA, amirite?
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johnnykilloran.bsky.social
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61 days ago
you wouldn’t even have to go that highbrow with the new one—just laugh at his mustache
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totaltim.bsky.social
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61 days ago
Don't forget to clap sarcastically behind him while the cameras are rolling. The gifs that people post will surely destroy him.
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wxsnoozle.bsky.social
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61 days ago
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lasagnaless.bsky.social
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61 days ago
Would Christmas paraphernalia count as a religious object to ward/harm vampires?
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modusponens.org
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61 days ago
Not Santa outfits because they celebrate mindless consumerism which is a source of strength to vampires.
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lasagnaless.bsky.social
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61 days ago
Now hold on, he IS a saint. I'd say you couldn't ward them off with a can of Coke featuring Santa, but if you're like a Mall Santa spreading goodwill on Earth you should be able to repel and deal holy damage to vampires while in uniform.
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travtufts.bsky.social
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61 days ago
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miawit.bsky.social
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60 days ago
Crossover movie where the Nosferatu runs into the Reddit Atheist from Heretic
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lynndriscoll.bsky.social
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60 days ago
Tears off his mask like a Scooby Doo villain, it's actually old man Dracula trying to avoid paying royalties to Bram Stoker's widow
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yavin.bsky.social
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61 days ago
Facts don't care about your fangs, Nosferatu.
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atomictopher.bsky.social
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61 days ago
the Left needs their own Nosferatu
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formelynicdestro.bsky.social
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61 days ago
You showed him
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mbeisen.bsky.social
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61 days ago
I tried that with a Greenpeace activist. Didn’t work.
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josie.zone
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61 days ago
Check your Transylvanian priors
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loki1001.bsky.social
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61 days ago
Gotta defeat vampires in the marketplace of ideas!
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I happen to like it a lot though too. Garlic rules.